Angry Boss Codecs

Angry Boss Codecs are the Codec conversations in All Star Smashers. They are activated by Angry Boss, and can only be activated on his stage, that being The Boss' Officetop. After activating a Codec, Angry Boss will talk with one of his employees, either Owen Maddox, Jeremy Gilman, Victor Vam Pire, Fluttershy, or Paul Douglas. Then, they will talk about the character AB is facing, and may even throw in a few facts about that character as well.

These are all of the Angry Boss codec messages for the playable characters in All Star Smashers. Characters are listed in alphabetical order and will include references to their source material and interesting trivia about each call.

List of Codecs

Action 52

Angry Boss: Oh no...

Jeremy Gilman: What? What's wrong?

AB: Are you funking kidding me?! I'm dealing with Action 52! What's NOT wrong?!

Gilman: Action 52?

Victor Vam Pire: Yeah. It's one of the worst games ever made. Actually, 52 games in 1 cartridge. Which wouldn't be such a problem if the whole project wasn't rushed.

Owen Maddox: Yes. This game, like most of the worst games of all time, was rushed.

AB: And let me guess at once! Does each 8-bit sprite this abomination conjures in battle come from one of those bad games?

Victor: Exactly, Boss.

AB: Okay, that makes lots of sense.

Maddox: Yeah. And for its final smash, ol' Fifty-Two there gets some help from the other side of the fourth wall.

AB: Huh? What the hell is this? How the funk does it do that?

Maddox: That's beyond me, Boss...However, Action 52's glitchiness is also a setback in battle, so you'll need to take advantage of that.

AB: Okay, time to funking destroy a bad game!

Amanda the Panda

Angry Boss: G G G G R R R R R R R! This panda is trying to funking destroy me! I will hide inside this company!

Victor Vam Pire: What's the matter Angry Boss? Too dazzled to destroy a teddy bear?

Angry Boss: BE QUIET BATMAN! THERE'S A ROTTEN TOMATO ON MY ROOFTOP FOR NO REASON!

Jeremy Gilman: You're so cute Amanda!

Amgry Boss: What are you, deaf? She's certainly the opposite of cute. Cheer for the Bossman Fluttershy!

Jeremy: Ultimate cheer for the Bossman in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Fluttershy: Yay!

Angry Boss: Owen, the room has suddenly become quiet.

Owen: Boss, everyone has just died of cuteness.

Angry Boss: Are you funking kidding me?! There is nothing cute about a psychopath panda bear. In fact, I can even spot a secret smile underneath that cheek. I mean, look at her. Maybe she could be an exam teacher.

Amanda: You talking about me in there? I'm not cute! I'm chubby! I demand you not to get out now.

Angry Boss: OH GOD! (Amazed by Amanda's stalking)

Owen: Phew. This gives us time to camp for the night.

Amanda: But NOW!!!!

(Illuminati sound appears in the Boss' head.)

Owen: Oh no!

Angry Boss: I FOUND SOMEONE WHO'S ANGRY JUST LIKE ME RAR RAR RAR RAR RAR RAR!

Owen: Uh oh! The boss is going to have the ultimate best battle. I'm out of here!

Angry Boss (Himself)

Angry Boss: WHAT THE FUNK?!?! WHAT THE FUNK IS THIS?!?!

Jeremy Gilman: What's wrong, Boss?

Angry Boss: ARE YOU FUNKING KIDDING ME?!?! LOOK AT THE CHARACTER I AM FIGHTING!!! LOOK AT HIM AT ONCE!!!

Gilman: What's wrong with him?

Angry Boss: GODDAMMIT GILMAN, YOU IDIOTIC BUFFOON!!! I AM FIGHTING AN EXACT COPY OF MYSELF!!! WHAT FUNKING SORCERY IS THIS?!?! WHO THE HECK CLONED THIS IMPOSTER FROM MY DNA?!?! I AM FREAKING THE FUNK OUT OVER HERE, AND I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THE EXISTENCE OF THIS CLONE!!!

Owen Maddox: Calm down, Boss. I have a theory as to why this other Angry Boss is here.

Angry Boss: THEN SHOW ME YOUR THEORY!!! SHOW IT!!! SHOW IT!!! SHOW IT!!!

Maddox: Okay, okay! Boss, we have news that we discovered the timelines have split! You see Boss, the timelines have been corrupted, and thus, this Boss claims he is here because he needs to replace you with the original. HIM. Now, the only thing that he can do to solve this is to destroy you and the rest of us. He has come here to personally take care of you, and then, the timeline will be restored.

Angry Boss: ...WHAT THE FUNK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!

Maddox: Well Boss, don't you ever feel like something's off? Like... you died a long time ago?

Gilman: Oh I guess, I do have a diarrhea sometimes.

Angry Boss: NO, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DO NOT INTERRUPT MADDOX'S CONVOLUTED EXPLANATION!!! CONTINUE AT ONCE!!!

Maddox: Boss, with each timeline split, this timeline we're in right now has gotten more corrupted. But it's through that corruption that this clone of you is able to be here today, Boss. You see the other Boss over there? Well, he discovered that the timeline was full of infinite Bosses, and infinite realities of ourselves. In fact, you and I might be having this conversation in a different universe all together right now.

Angry Boss: ARE YOU SAYING THERE ARE MULTIPLE BRUUUUUCETOOOOON'S?!?!

Maddox: Yeah, but these other Bruceton's might not be a master of antics like our Bruceton.

Angry Boss: DON'T YOU DARE CLAIM BRUCETON AS MY BRUCETON!!!

Maddox: Okay, sorry. But the other Boss also discovered that some timelines are more stable than the others. And right now Boss, this timeline is the most stable. If you can defeat this duplicate of yourself... you, Boss, will be the ultimate Boss.

Angry Boss: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, YOU FOOL!!!

Maddox: This Boss is a genius, Boss. Not only did he discover the timelines, but he discovered that, through these timelines, we have a little bit of fragments of ourselves, and thus that was the basis of what he called "Cloning Technology".

Angry Boss: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUNKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!

Maddox: Have you not wondered, Boss? About those multiple copies of other characters that have different coloured outfits? Failed experiments, Boss. The other Boss couldn't perfect the technology. So basically, this other Angry Boss claims he's the real one, that you're a fake, and that he is here to kill you and probably the rest of us too. That's pretty much the point.

Angry Boss: ABSOLUTE...NONSENSE!!! GET OUT OF MY DAMN PLANET!!! YOU'RE SCREWING UP MY CHAKRA!!!

(Maddox leaves the Codec)

Gilman: Boss, he was trolling us, right?

Angry Boss: I DEMAND THAT YOU GET OUT OF MY PLANET AS WELL!!! I MUST OWN THIS IMPOSTER EPICALLY, AND THEN FIRE HIM FOREVER!!! HE IS SO GETTING FIRED RIGHT NOW RAR RAR RAR RAR RAR!!!

Billy Slaven

Angry Boss: Hey, that's Sonny's brother, isn't it?

Owen Maddox: Good eye, Boss! I take it you know him very well?

Angry Boss: Nope. Who is he again?

Jeremy Gilman: Boss, you are trolling us, right?

Maddox: You really don't know anything about this guy?

Angry Boss: Of course I don't, you fools! As I recall, Sonny never once made a video where I had an interaction with his brother! Now tell me what you know about him at once!

Maddox: Okay then. That's Billy Slaven, the younger brother to Sonny Slaven--

Angry Boss: I just said that, you fool!

Maddox: I know, I'm just providing you with full information, just like I usually do. Anyway, you probably don't know him that well because his tenure in Sonnyslavenproductions hadn't been that long before Sonny's free trial expired and he quit Go!Animate. Despite that, since Billy is in fact a real person unlike most of the other Sonnyslavenproductions characters, he has his own content as well, separate from SSP. For example, he has a YouTube channel under the alias of his Internet pseudonym, The Billiant One.

Angry Boss: The Billiant One? What kind of a pseudonym is that?

Maddox: I believe it's supposed to be a pun on the word "brilliant".

Angry Boss: That's terrible.

Maddox: I know. Anyway, for Billy's videos, he makes various random videos using the website Wondershare Filmora, complete with an annoying watermark he can't get rid of.

Angry Boss: Something annoying that just won't go away. Just like a certain someone... What else about him can you tell me?

Maddox: Well, I heard he is a big fan of anime. Some of his most favourite anime include Konosuba, Kiniro Mosaic, and Hyperdimension Neptunia. He can be seen as somewhat annoying at times, but all in all, he means well. He's also quite the fan of music too. So much so, that he can actually sing pretty well. And he's also a gamer.

Angry Boss: So what? Almost everyone in this tournament is a gamer! Even I'm a gamer! For example, I just played Super Smash Bros. Ultimate earlier today!

Maddox: Okay, fair enough. But I'd worry more about his singing if I were you. The instant he performs a song on his microphone, there's a huge build-up of energy in his centre of gravity.

Angry Boss: So, he puts a lot of energy into singing random songs?

Maddox: Yeah, that's the point.

Angry Boss: Very well then! But I have one more question: What did you mean earlier when you said Billy is the only "real" person in Sonny's channel compared to the rest of us?

Maddox: Well... I mean that Billy, along with Sonny, are the only two real life people who appear in the videos. Everyone else who ever appeared are just fictitious characters created by Sonny, from me and you, to his and Billy's two sisters Emily and Rachael.

Angry Boss: Wait, Emily and Rachael aren't real people either?

Maddox: No, not even their sisters are real. In fact, I think they're the only female SSP characters ever.

Angry Boss: Wait a minute, what the funk?! Are you insinuating that I am not a real person and am a mere figment of Sonny's imagination?!

Maddox: Well... Yeah, pretty much. None of us are real. Not even Bruceton's real.

Angry Boss: What, not even Bruceton's real?!

Maddox: Nope!

Angry Boss: WAIT A MINUITE, WHAT THE FUNK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU DAMN FOOL?! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL THIS INSTANT! THE PLAYER COULD BE LISTENING! OR THE CREATOR! DO YOU WISH FOR US TO GET INTO TROUBLE?!

Maddox: But Boss, now you're breaking the fourth wall too!

Angry Boss: WHAT?! GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY, SOMEONE SAVE ME AT ONCE!

Maddox: Uh... Let's just end this codec now before we get into trouble with the creator. Sound good, Boss?

Angry Boss: Fine... I suppose I'll have to funking destroy Sonny's brother then. Out of my planet!

Brad Till

Angry Boss: Maddox, Who is That Guy? And why is he obsessed With Elevator Lifts?

Owen Maddox: Boss, We Have News That The Guy You See Here is Brad Till The Elevator Chap!

Victor Vam Pire: If You didn't know, Brad records footage of Elevators, Buses, and Television Shows. Also, he unleashes the pool Balls From Jeremy Kyle's Lottery, the Thomas Trigger, and recovers with an Elevator.

Angry Boss: And What Else? Does he use random pointless Generic Lifts as an attack?

Victor: Yes!

Owen: And Watch out, He Reviews Pepsi and Puts You to Sleep,Then Takes A Tiny Sip, And Turns into Big Bradders

Angry Boss: That's His Final Smash? Review Pepsi? and Transforms into Big Bradders to Kick My Ass? Who does this guy think he is, Pepsiman!?

Owen: Just be careful, Boss, or you may end up being wound up.

Angry Boss: Got it.

Brodi Welsford

Angry Boss: Owen, who the heck is that hyperactive girl? And why is she from the series called "The Legend of Zelda"?

Owen Maddox: Boss, we have news that the hyperactive girl you see right now is actually Brodi Welsford. Oh and by the way, she is not actually from The Legend of Zelda. She is from YouTube.

Victor Vam Pire: If you didn't know, Brodi is way faster then Megan Williams. It's because she is fat.

Angry Boss: Wait, you mean Megan Williams is fat?

Victor Vam Pire: Yes.

Angry Boss: Then what does she look like?

Owen Maddox: Well, she looks like this: *Shows a picture of Megan Williams*

Angry Boss: Wow! She really is fat! She should get exercise. She needs to go to my exercising building.

Owen Maddox: Yep, that's the point. Oh and by the way, watch out for her moves. She has a crossbow that looks like a mouse.

Angry Boss: Really? A crossbow that looks like a mouse? That's pretty useless.

Owen Maddox: And because of that, she sucks.

Angry Boss: Hey! That's my line!

Owen Maddox: Yep, I know that. But have you seen Brodi Welsford's moveset?

(Angry Boss thinks for a while.)

Angry Boss: SHOW IT!

Owen Maddox: Roll the video in 3, 2, 1, (Shows Brodi's moveset intro showing her beating Megan to the bus stop.)

(Awkward silence with Angry Boss smiling.)

Owen Maddox: Uh oh! The boss is going to have the ultimate best moment! Everyone, get out of here!

(Everyone leaves the room.)

Victor Vam Pire: Ultimate boss rage unleash in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Angry Boss (in M. Bison's voice): YES! YES! (His cheering attacks and possibly KO's everyone on screen.)

Bruceton

Angry Boss: *Realizes he's fighting Bruceton* What...the hell.....is this!?

Fluttershy: *Timid squeak*

Owen Maddox: Perhaps we should get out of here.

Paul Douglas: For once, I don't object.

*Everyone leaves the codec, leaving AB by himself*

Jeremy Gilman: Ultimate Boss Rage Unleash in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Angry Boss: BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCETON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Underpants

Jeremy: Tra-La-La!

Angry Boss: Are you pretending to Be Captain Underpants?

Jeremy: That's Right Boss! He Wears Underwear and Fights Crime!

Angry Boss: No Wonder He's So Brave and Strong...for a fat guy.

Jeremy: And Beware his Final Smash! He Can Hit You With A Boulder Many Times! It's pretty violent.

Angry Boss: Whoa! That Reminds Me, Can You Tell Him To Kick Bruceton's Butt?

Jeremy: OK then.

Dan Gough

Angry Boss: Owen, who the heck is this Brainiac?

Owen: Boss, you're in a science experiment. Watch out, it could be very dangerous!

Angry Boss: But I am a Boss. Was a Boss, like a Boss, am a Boss. I give the orders. No! You shut your mouth! Who's the teacher in this building?

Jeremy: Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan the Science Man!

Angry Boss: God Damn Daniel!

Victor Vam Pire: Boss, you do realize who this guy is, do you?

Angry Boss: No. So, he sucks.

Owen: Well, have you seen the moveset of Pete the Cheerful Bus Driver?

*Angry Boss thinks for a moment*

Angry Boss: SHOW IT!

Jeremy: Roll the video in 3, 2, 1...

*Show's Pete's Moveset*

Pete in the video: After some pathogen experiments, Mr. Dan Gough finally found the cells to bring me back to life. And I decided to turn over a new leaf.

*Silent Pause*

Jeremy: Come on guys, let him have his moment.

*Everyone leaves*

Angry Boss: *In M. Bison's voice* YES!!! YES!!!

Donny Dlaven

Angry Boss: Huh? What the hell is this? Who the heck is this deranged manchild with the red sweater vest?

Vam Pire: Believe it or not, that’s Sonny’s evil twin, Donny Dlaven.

Angry Boss: Wait, that’s Donny? What the funk happened to him? Why the heck is he dressed like this?

Vam Pire: Well apparently, he became a children’s TV show host during that time he was away.

Angry Boss: Wait, when was he away?

Vam Pire: I dunno, he just stopped harassing Sonny one time and then he came back looking like this. In the show, he likes painting, gardening, exercising and entertaining kids. But a lot of people think this new attitude and desire to be everybody’s friend is all just a facade.

Angry Boss: You know what? I think I believe them. If I can recall, this character was crazy before, but I think with these puppets, the Mr. Rogers looking attire, and this whole new persona, Donny’s probably as insane as ever.

Vam Pire: Tell me about it, Boss. Seriously, please kick his ass so we can get as far away from--

*A glitch happens and Vam Pire is unexpectedly replaced in the codec with Donny, who’s cackling madly while a kids audience cheers off-screen.*

Donny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOWIE WOWIE!!!

Angry Boss: *Shocked* WHAT THE FUNK!? WHERE’S MY DEAR BATMAN!?

Donny: Ooh! Look, everyone! It’s my super best friend, the Angry Boss!

*The kids audience cheers again*

Angry Boss: NO, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! WE ARE NOT FRIENDS, YOU SICK FREAK! AND HOW DARE YOU HIJACK MY ANALYSIS! AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU’RE...YOU’RE--

Donny: YOWIE WOWIE! Hold on, Boss! You see... It’s not very nice to talk about someone behind their back. *Sadly* And you and that vampire guy were saying some very mean and hurtful things about me...

*The kids audience awws at this*

Donny: *Cheerful* But I forgive you, Big Bossman! Words don’t mean anything in the end after all! All that really matters at the end of the day, is who dies first! *Giggles*

Angry Boss: ARE YOU THREATENING ME IN MY BUILDING!? FUNK YOU, YOU ROTTEN TOMATO! YOU ARE SO FIRED!

Donny: Oh, silly Boss! You can’t fire me if I don’t work for you, dumbass!

*Donny and the kids audience laugh at Angry Boss*

Donny: But don’t worry! There’s definitely something you and that old noggin of yours can do...

Angry Boss: And what the heck might that be!?

Donny: *Eerily* Let me in.

Angry Boss: What?

Donny: LET...ME...IN.

*Brief pause, Donny looks aggressively at Angry Boss who looks creeped out*

Donny: *Scarily cheerful, waving at Angry Boss* HAHAHAHAHAHA! See you in Hell! Bye, Boss! Bye!

*The screen suddenly goes dark. It turns on again a few seconds later, showing Donny nowhere in sight, leaving AB by himself*

Angry Boss: Where...the hell...is he?

*He looks around, there’s no response*

Angry Boss: Well, that was weird. And where the heck did those kids come from? Funk it, I might as well just end this codec and continue fighting this lunatic.

Edward Yui

Owen Maddox: Hello! My Name is Owen Maddox.

Edward: Hi! I Am Edward

Owen Maddox: Hi!

Edward: Want to Enjoy Lunch Please With Mick Tomorrow?

Owen Maddox: Sorry, I Only Have Lunch With Jeremy, Victor, Paul, The Angry Boss, & Fluttershy.

Edward: Oh...

Paul Douglas: Owen, I Only Eat 15 Oranges, A Salad, 20 Strips of Bacon, & Bruceto-Cookies!

Edward: Paul Douglas, Nobody Likes Bullying! Bullying Is Nasty!

Paul Douglas: What?

Edward: NO BUTS!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOREVER!

Paul Douglas: Edward, you cannot ground me.

Edward: *Gasp* Blasphemy!

Paul Douglas: Whatever. "Leaves the Codec"

Owen Maddox: So, Have You Seen This "Shows Lee's Moveset Where A Woman Said to Edward "Edward No!"

Edward: "Shocked"

Owen Maddox: Uh, Edward?

Edward: No no no no no no no no no no!

Owen Maddox: Uh...okay then.

Elouise Pitman

Angry Boss: The funk's going on here? Weewoo Head has dyed his hair?

Jeremy Gilman: Apparently Matthew's a transsexual.

Angry Boss: Huh? More need to know! SHOW IT!

Jeremy Gilman: I... I don't have much to say...

*Angry Boss shows his angry face.*

Angry Boss: YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDA! Get out of my office!

*Kicks Jeremy which makes him crash through the window and get KO'd.*

Jeremy Gilman: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Finn Palmer

Angry Boss: Jeremy, This Guy Kinda Reminds Me of Danny From Game Grumps, But I kinda don't like him.

Jeremy: That's Finn Palmer, He may look similar to Danny. But actually, he acts more like Arin. Because of this, Finn Is also known as The Grump That Looks Like Not So Grump.

Angry Boss: Another Grump? This punk better not be trying to steal my thunder!

Jeremy: But Watch Out! He Will Catch You In The Act

Angry Boss: Seriously? What is this guy, a cop or something?

Jeremy: No, he's a guy who really made his name for his moments on Pete's bus. And he is quite persuasive too, as he mostly likes to Tell The Teachers.

Angry Boss: Are you freaking kidding me!? That's easy to miss! What's The Worst That Can Happen?

(Finn Appears)

Finn Palmer: Are You Two Talking About Me Again?

Angry Boss: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garfield

Jeremy: Boss, you know who this cat is, don't you?

Angry Boss: Of course I do, Gilman! It's Garfield!

Jeremy: Right! Garfield made his Debut in 1978...and since then, he became a worldwide phenomenon. There's not a single person who doesn't know Garfield...He's THAT famous

Angry Boss: Wow, he might be the most well-known character on the entire roster.

Jeremy: I know, right? Anyways, watch out for his Up Special. He launches from a chair, thanks to his buddy Odie. If he gets you, he'll send you to sleep.

Angry Boss: A chair launching recovery attack that puts me to sleep?

Jeremy: Yeah...

Angry Boss: Are you kidding me!?

Jeremy: No, I'm not kidding. But if you're not careful...

Angry Boss: What?

Jeremy: He'll give you The Garfield Touch!

Angry Boss: Oh hell no!

Genesis 52

Angry Boss: Oh God, not again!

Jeremy Gilman: What's wrong, Boss?

Angry Boss: Are you high, Gilman!? I'm dealing with Action 52! AGAIN! How many copies of this godforsaken sentient video game must I fire in this tournament!?

Owen Maddox: Actually, Boss, this is the Sega Genesis version of Action 52.

Angry Boss: So what?

Maddox: It's actually a completely different game altogether. For example, there's not as much space shooters in this one, and you can even play Pong.

Angry Boss: I don't care! It's still Action 52! Because of that, it sucks!

Maddox: Well to be fair, while the Genesis version has been stated to be better than the original, this version of Cheetahmen is considered to be even less playable than the NES version.

Angry Boss: Aha! I was right then, you fools! This game is no better, and must be funking destroyed at once! Bruceton must have designed these atrocious games for the BrucetoStation! BRUCETON! BRUCETON!! BRUCETON!!!

Go!Caillou

Angry Boss: I Can't Believe It! A Baby Show Character? REALLY!?

Victor: You're Fighting Caillou, Boss! He Is One of the various baby show troublemakers, which includes the likes of Dora the Explorer and Little Bill.

Angry Boss: Oh come on! Why the hell am I Fighting A Baby Show Character? What happened to Caillou anyway? He doesn't look the same.

Victor: It's His GoAnimate Look, as he's more known for appearing in various Grounded Videos.

Angry Boss: I think he looks completely different.

Victor: They do have certain things in common... Yellow clothes...

Angry Boss ...that's all?

Victor: Yeah...

Angry Boss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Grandpa Gorilla

Angry Boss: Jeremy, help me at once, there’s a rotten tomato on my building! He reminds me of that King Kong character.

Jeremy Gilman: Boss, you’re fighting Grumpy Gorilla. Everyone knows about the endangered lowland gorilla but little is known about him.

Angry Boss: Out of my planet!

Angry Boss: Owen, what do you know about Grumpy Gorilla?

Owen: Boss, the guy you’re fighting is Grandpa Gorilla. Although he does seem a little grumpy today.   

Angry Boss: Really? He doesn’t look very old to me.

Owen: Well, I heard they sent his son to a breeding programme. They’re breeding dying out species like mad!

Angry Boss: So, my guess is that he’s our future generation gorilla’s grandpa then?

Owen: Yeah, that’s the point.

Angry Boss: I must own this guy epically. Do I even stand a chance?

Paul Douglas: Boss, you cannot stand a chance against Grandpa Gorilla.

Angry Boss: Muck! I want to fight as another person.

Paul Douglas: Boss you cannot switch as another player.

Angry Boss: Oh, can’t you see I’m already wanted?

Victor Vam Pire: The police are after him already.

Jeremy Gilman: You should get the DWA Act.

Angry Boss: Fine, I’ll contact the Toyworld Zoo.

Paul Douglas: Boss, you cannot contact while in battle.

Angry Boss: DAMMIT DOUGLAS! STOP OBJECTING MY PLANS!

Fluttershy: Oh, my!

Angry Boss: That’s it! I’m going to drown you all! I’m going to drown you all with my cannon!

Paul Douglas: Boss, you cannot activate your cannon.

Angry Boss: STOP OBJECTING ME, DOUGLAS!     

Paul Douglas: Boss, Fluttershy says you cannot keep this violence up!

Angry Boss: JUST SHUT UP AND WATCH!

Harry Bradshaw

Angry Boss: Hey! who is this Weirdo and why am I fighting him?

Harry: It's me! President Harry Bradshaw to you Angry Boss!

Angry Boss: How did you get here? Didn't we once have an election over who got to be the All Star Smashers president?

Harry: Never mind that! Anyways. I unleash my Old toys, throwing apples, And heck. I recover with a ladder and I can Tag You!

Angry Boss: And let me guess, your Final Smash involves you getting drunk, and then driving in your car whilst singing I like driving in my car by Madness?

Harry: Yes! And Also, I'm Not Harry Bradshaw.

Angry Boss: Then who are you, Barack Obama?

(Harry costume rips, revealing Bruceton)

Bruceton: No, I'm Bruceton! Get Rekt, Boss!

Angry Boss: BBBBBBRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCEEEEEETOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Harry Hill

Angry Boss: Gilman, who the heck is that bald guy with the glasses?

Jeremy: That's Harry Hill. He's a popular British comedian and the host of some show about TV's.

Owen: Yeah, he first appeared on a radio show called Harry Hill's Fruit Corner back in the ealry 90's. But he really made his name in The Harry Hill Movie.

Angry Boss: Are you funking kidding me?!

Owen: Sadly yes, I am kidding. The Harry Hill Movie is not that famous. Jeremy just showed it to me yesterday.

Angry Boss: Very well. Now tell me more about this guy, at once!

Jeremy: Well for starters, he's British, is very funny, and is very bald--

Angry Boss: Not you, dum-dum! I meant Maddox!

Owen: Well, he REALLY made his name in Harry Hill's TV Burp; that show Jeremy mentioned earlier. In the show, he made fun of all the recent goings-on in various British TV shows, such as Downton Abby, Eastenders, and Freaky Eaters. The show lasted for 11 years, before Harry ended the show to work on some of his other projects, including his aforementioned movie.

Angry Boss: Alright then. Anything else you can tell me about this guy before I fire him?

Owen: Be ready when the fight begins!

Angry Boss: And why the heck should I do that?

Owen: Trust me Boss, you'll see what I mean soon enough.

Hilary

Angry Boss: This guy looks like a deliveryman, but he doesn't seem like one.

Jeremy: You're probably talking about the Strongman Hilary Sherlock, Right?

Angry Boss: Of Course I am, You Fool. Now tell me more about that guy.

Jeremy: He Uses golf clubs, attacks with a TV Remote, uses the cork of a wine bottle, and offers you Christmas Dinner, which can make you starve to death.

Angry Boss:......

Jeremy: Boss?

Angry Boss:....

Owen: Is he alright?

Jeremy: Maybe I Just Forgot to Tell him that Hillary's Final Smash was that he yells GOAL after watching Chelsea beat England on TV.

Owen: Or Maybe He's Thinking About Hilary's Expertness in Sports.

Angry Boss: Sorry, what was that?

Jeremy: What was you thinking about?

Angry Boss: Just thinking about how to kill Bruceton.

Jeremy and Owen: Ohhhh.

Horrid Henry

Angry Boss: This kid reminds me of someone...

Jeremy Gilman: Oh hai, Boss! You're fighting Horrid Henry, huh?

AB: Enough of your Tommy Wiseau impression! I demand more info about this kid!

Jeremy: Well for starters, he's very Horrid. And he also can pretend he's King, spray people with a water gun, and put purple paint. Oh, and he can turn into a Dinosaur too.

AB Are you funking kidding me?! I do not like this Bruceton rip-off! We dont need yet ANOTHER Trollord. ONE IS ENOUGH!!

• Jeremy gets replaced in the Codec by Bruceton*

Bruceton: Hey, who is this guy? Is he a master at trolling people like me?!

AB: GO AWAY BRUCETON!!! CAN'T YOU SEE IM IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ANALYSIS?!?!

Bruceton: U mad bro? Besides, I wanna know who this plagiarist is.

AB: I WILL NOT TELL YOU THE IDENTITY OF THIS WATER-GUN WIELDING CHARACTER!

Bruceton: Water gun?

AB: Yeah, he wields a water gun. So what?

Bruceton: *Angrily* I can't believe what this kid just did! He stole my idea!

AB: I DO NOT CARE IF HE STOLE YOUR IDEA! NOW STOP WHINING AND LEAVE THIS CODEC AT ONCE, BRUCETON!

• Short pause*

Bruceton: Don't you usually yell my name 3 times?

AB: BRUCETON! BRUCETON!! BRUCETON!!!

Lee Saunderson

Angry Boss: Who the heck is Lee Saunderson?

Owen: Boss, we have news that the Lee you see here is actually Danny Robinson from his Danny gets grounded series. 

Victor Vam Pire: It's a guy grounded by Danny's Dad for eating 199 chicken nuggets, 100 cokes and 100,000 hamburgers. 

Angry Boss: That Looney Loonatic...

Owen: Watch out for Lee Saunderson's Down Smash. If he eats too much, he can swallow you whole. 

Angry Boss: Are you funking kidding me?! I do not like him! Because of that, he sucks. 

Jeremy Gilman: Boss, you are trolling us, right? 

Angry Boss: Of course I'm not, you fools. Now tell me he can ground Bruceton. BRUCETON!! BRUCETON!

Matthew Whitehead

Angry Boss: Who. The heck. Is this?

Owen: Boss, that's Matthew Whitehead. His ship is stranded so he can only count on Harry's Island to survive. But it stinks so badly that nobody wants to go near him.

Angry Boss: So, that's why he always covers himself in a spaceman suit?

Owen: No, that's not the point. He wears his spacesuit to resist enough knockback in his centre of gravity. And he's the long time rival of Harry Bradshaw.

Jeremy Gilman: A 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4...

Owen and Jeremy: Humans eat nuts! Humans eat nuts! Humans eat nuts!

Angry Boss: OH GOD SAVE US ALL! Jeremy! Owen! Do you want me to exterminate you both?

Jeremy Gilman: Um, no.

Victor VamPire: When I grow up, I want to work with Daleks!

Angry Boss: Daleks aren't real. They're pretend.

Paul Douglas: For once, I don't object. Those post machines Matthew summons are not Daleks. Rather, all hail the Dumb Daleks.

Jeremy Gilman: Shut up cigarette guy. To the ReTardis!

Paul Douglas: (Kicked) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Angry Boss: Out of my planet!

Maxwell

Angry Boss: Hey! Isn't that Maxwell from Scribblenauts?

Jeremy: As a reason, Yes!

Angry Boss: I heard about Scribblenauts before. From what I heard, It Was pretty amazing. Anyway, What Are His Attacks?

Jeremy: Well, he can summons All Types of Stuff, Like Fighters, Joke Characters, Non-Joke Characters, Assist Trophies, Items, Final Smashes, and Other Characters From Other Smash Bros Lawl Spinoffs.

Owen Maddox: he also can Add An Adjective to another fighter. If He Adds The Adjective "Happy" This Means You'll Become the Happy Boss.

Angry Boss: So I'm still me, but I'd act like Pete Polcon?

Victor: Yep. He can a;so summona a Recovery Object. Same as His Neutral Special But With Recovery Objects instead, like a ladder or a helicopter. he also uses an Arcade, meaning That Stars and Bombs Fall From The Sky.

Angry Boss: You Know Everything About Maxwell?

Owen: Yes.

Victor: Yes.

Jeremy: Yes.

Fluttershy: Yes.

Paul: No...I mean yes.

Owen: And His Final Smash is Create-O-Thon. He Puts other guys in the Create-O-Thon and takes an adjective from each opponent trapped inside. For example, your Adjective is Ranting, meaning that whatever Maxwell summons will constantly rant while attacking.

Angry Boss: ...And that's why I'm The Angry Boss.

MimeFan

Angry Boss: Jeremy, who the heck is that guy with the suit and hat?

Jeremy Gilman: You're probably talking about MimeFan, right?

AB: Of course I'm talking about him, you fool! Now tell me some info about this character at once!

Victor Vam Pire: Well, MimeFan is a user from YouTube! He hosts an elimination show called Mega Character Elimination.

AB: And my guess is that he like mimes?

Victor Vam Pire: Yes.

AB: But why the heck does he like mimes of all things?

Paul Douglas: Because mimes have white faced paint, black and white shirts, black pants, boots and can't say anything. Not even a single word.

AB: Very well. I would like to see some pictures of mimes. SHOW IT!

Paul Douglas: Sure thing boss! *Shows photos of mimes*

AB: Wait, aren't 2 of those pictures one of MimeFan's pictures?

Paul Douglas: I believe so.

Jeremy Gilman: Yep, I agree with that guy. He creates pictures at Paint.net and that's where those 2 pictures were created. Oh, and watch out for his Final Smash. He lets lots of people vote for people to be eliminated. If you get the most votes, then you will be eliminated.

AB: Do I look like I'm serious to you? (Camera zooms into his angry face)

Jeremy Gilman: No. I believe not.

AB: Well, I hope that he can eliminate Bruceton soon. BRUCETON!!!

Moody Margaret

Angry Boss: Owen, that girl won't talk with me because I'm a male. She keeps saying that girls rule and that boys suck. Who the heck is this sexist?

Owen: Boss, we have news that you're fighting Moody Margaret. She's the leader of the Secret Club, a rag tag team of boy hating girls. She is also the long-time rival of Horrid Henry.

AB: Huh? What the hell is this? Is this some type of gang war between the opposite sex?

Owen: Yeah that's the point. Margaret is known for being very arrogant, very brash, and very annoying. In fact, the creator of this game himself hates her.

AB: What the funk?!

Owen: What's wrong?

AB: Her personality traits are similar to that of Bruceton's...

Owen: Oh yeah. But I don't think that's meant to be a coincidence--

AB: NO, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I HAVE FOUND THE FEMALE VERSION OF BRUCETON?!?!

Owen: Uhhh...I guess so?

AB: RAR RAR RAR RAR I'M GOING TO FUNKING DESTROY THIS SEXIST GIRL AT ONCE FOR ACTING LIKE BBBBBRRRRRUUUUUCCCCCEEEEETTTTTOOOOONNNNN!!!!!

Owen: *Angry Boss is still ranting* Whoa...that set him off big time. I didn't even get to mention her rumored crush on Henry.

Oscar the White Tiger

Angry Boss: What's going on here? I'm fighting a plush of a white tiger.

Owen: That's Oscar The Chubby White Tiger. He Likes to Eat Chubby, Play with all his Toys, Do Gymnastics, and runs his own Restaurant, Which is Called The Chubby McDonald's"

Angry Boss: So He Works Out and Makes Money In His Restaurant? 

Owen: Yeah...

Angry Boss: How the hell is that even posible? And why does he only have one eye?

Owen: I don't know. Anyway, he also Unleashes The Magic Rattles and His Toys, and Heck. He even cooks Chubby with The Chubbi.

Oscar: And Not Just Any Attacks!

Angry Boss: Huh?

Oscar: I also play with Tinny Tin And Tiny Winy, also known As Piggy Wiggy

Angry Boss: What A Stupid And Silly Name!

Owen: But Watch Out! His Final Smash is--

Oscar: Chubby Chubby Chubby Choose!

Owen: I Was About to Say That Oscar, Anyways, He can also choose 3 random Characters from the roster to fight alongside him.

Angry Boss: Better not summon Bruceton.

Otto Hill

Angry Boss: This guy looks like Harry Hill, only fatter, wearing a white suit, has some head hair, and has a mustache. Who exactly is this guy?

Owen: Boss, that's Harry's evil twin, Otto Hill. He made his first and only appearance in The Harry Hill Movie, so he's not that famous among All Star Smashers fans.

AB: Are you funking kidding me? Isn't that just Matt Lucas dressed up as Otto Hill?"

Owen: To be honest, I don't know. He seems pretty convinced he's Otto Hill.

AB: So, are his moves similar to Harry's moves?

Owen: Not necessarily. His moves are completely different, so you'll have to watch out for Otto's style of fighting.

AB: Okay. Anything else you have to tell me?

Owen: Yeah. Do you fancy a Hula Hoop?

AB: Of course I don't, you fool! I'm more of a Pringles guy.

Owen: Well, I guess you'll have to try to resist the smell of barbecue beef.

Pete the Cheerful Bus Driver

Angry Boss: This Guy Looks So Happy....

Jeremy: He's always happy when he's driving the kids to school.

Angry Boss: You serious? Who is this guy anyway?

Jeremy: That's Pete Polcon, the Cheerful Bus Driving Charm! He's always cheerful by annoying Grumps like Finn and by occupying other passengers, whilst driving to school.

Angry Boss: Wait a minute, I thought he died. How is he alive?

Jeremy: Actually, Pete was dead, that was until Dincent Dan Gough bought him back to life.

Angry Boss: Wait, I'm at a loss. How did this guy die anyway?

Jeremy: Finn got so annoyed by Pete that he killed him by electrocuting him, in the style of CDI Ganon.

Angry Boss: What? I will punch his balls!

Professor Poopypants

Angry Boss: Oh God, help me at once! There's a gargantuan robot on my building! Who is the Brainiac in control of this mech?!

Owen That'd be Professor Pippy P. Poopypants.

AB: Seriously? Is that REALLY his name?

Owen: Yes. He is a scientist from the bizarre country of New Swissland, a combination of Switzerland and New Zealand. This country has a tradition for all of the citizens to have funny names, hence the Professor's name.

AB: So I take it no one can take him seriously because of his humorous name?

Owen: That's correct, Boss. In fact, he got so angry with people laughing at his name, that he became an evil genius, and his new ambition is to rule the world.

AB: OF COURSE!!!

Owen: I just knew you were gonna say that. Anyway, the Professor has had many attempts to rule the world, all of which were foiled by Captain Underpants.

AB: Interesting. Now excuse me while I kick this evil-doer out of my planet!

Sonny Slaven

Angry Boss: Hey, is that Sonny?

Fluttershy: Um, yes.

Angry Boss: Wow! I can't believe he's here. Hey Fluttershy, he's a friend of yours, right? Can you tell me what he can do in battle?

Fluttershy: Well, um, h-he can summon eggs, which also features one black egg. He can also use a bomb which can clone opponents, randomly fight with his friends, or even summon me to help him in battle.

Angry Boss: Hmm, what about his Final Smash?

Owen Maddox: Well, do you remember that time he and Daniel ran over Troll J.

Angry Boss: Oh yeah, that was so hilarious. More funnier that the time I sent Bruceton to a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Owen: Okay? Anyways, he does that in his Final Smash. But if he hits someone, he'll get buried into the ground, allowing other characters to attack him.

Angry Boss: Wait a minute...is Sonny a Joke Character?

Fluttershy: Um u-um...

Owen: Yes.

Angry Boss: WHAT!?

*Fluttershy runs away, screaming*

Angry Boss: You know what's coming next...

Owen: Okay, I'm going. *Leaves*

Angry Boss: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Minecraft Kid

Angry Boss: What the hell is this? There's a horribly made MS Paint character in this building.

*Paul Douglas appears*

Paul Douglas: Boss, that is not just any MS Paint guy.

Angry Boss: Oh no, it's you.

Paul: Yes, everyone else was busy, so they sent me.

Angry Boss: Fine. So, who is this rotten tomato on my building?

Paul: He's actually a highly controversial Minecraft Fan from YouTube. His name is Super Minecraft Kid. He's popular in the Minecraft community for overreacting to little things, like a player chasing him in Minecraft Hunger Games, and for making anti-Nintendo rants, even in videos that aren't related to Nintendo to begin with. Abbreviated as SMK, he also swears and calls everything gay.

Angry Boss: Is this kid for real, are you serious right now?

Paul: Yes, he very much is for real. And in case you're wondering, the reason why he looks like someone from MS Paint is because he never reveals his face in his videos, because he thinks his subscribers would hack him if he did.

Angry Boss: *Sarcastically* People have actually subscribed to this guy? Wow. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to funking destroy this obnoxious Minecrafter!

Paul: Boss, you cannot destroy Super Minecraft Kid.

Angry Boss: OH MY *BLEEP* GOD! SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP *BLEEP* OBJECTING MY *BLEEP* PLANS, YOU ANNOYING SOUTHERN *BLEEP* IF ONE MORE *BLEEP* OBJECTION COMES OUT OF YOUR *BLEEP* MOUTH, THEN I WILL *BLEEP* DESTROY YOU! NOT ANOTHER OBJECTION! I DEMAND THAT YOU SHUT YOUR *BLEEP* MOUTH THIS *BLEEP* INSTANT! DO YOU *BLEEP* UNDERSTAND ME!?!?!?

Paul: Boss, you cannot scream at me whilst spouting profanity.

Angry Boss: THAT'S *BLEEP* IT!!!! I'M GOING TO *BLEEP* DESTROY YOU WITH THIS SHOTGUN!!!

Paul Douglas: I object to being shot!

*Angry Boss shoots Paul with the shotgun, killing him*

Angry Boss: Finally, no more objections! Now to beat up this annoying runt.

Thin Air

Angry Boss: ...

Owen Maddox: Uh, Boss?

AB: What....am I fricking FIGHTING!?!?

Maddox: Well, um....you're fighting the air.

AB: *Pauses* Maddox, I need to leave.

Maddox: But Boss, we just started the codec.

AB: Listen, there's a lot to see in this life....I'm not wasting it here.

Tim Carter

Owen Maddox: Boss, Do You Know This Teacher?

Anrgy Boss: Of course I don't, you fool.

Maddox: Don't you remember? He was your partner when you yelled at him to kick Hilary's butt.

Angry Boss: He was not my partner, you fool! I simply used him to tell me of Bruceton's whereabouts so that I could funking destroy him and the Stretch Squad from within! Now please explain more about him at once.

Maddox: Oh. Well, in that case, this is Tim Carter. He is an English teacher known for his scary voice and side job as a Podcast host. Anyway, He can attack by hitting You With A Briefcase. If you miss, it will break and food will appear, such as pudding, a banana, school turkey, or even your cake that you claim is quite epic. And He Does a weird Corner Run, where he can actually make you sit in the Corner, And Also.....

Angry Boss: Also what?

(Maddox Costume Rips, Revealing Tim Carter)

Tim Carter: Sit Down.

Angry Boss: Tim?

(Tim Carter Costume Rips, Revealing Bruceton)

Bruceton: You Were Expecting my buddy Tim Carter? But It Was Me, BRUCETON! All Along! *Laughs*

Angry Boss: BRUCETON! YOU ARE SO GOING TO GET FIRED RIGHT-

(Bruceton Costume Rips, Revealing Jeremy Gilman)

Angry Boss: ...Now?

Gilman: Relax, it's me!

Angry Boss: Gilman! Thank God It's Only You! Tell Me More About Tim Carter at once.

Jeremy: Well, he can call a lady for stuff on a walkie talkie, and he uses chairs a lot.

Angry Boss: Gilman, you are the absolute worst. Behind Douglas and Bruceton of course.

(Jeremy Gilman costume rips, revealing Amanda)

Amanda The Panda: Where's My Snooky?

Angry Boss: I Don't Have Your Snooky! Where the funk is Gilman?! Bring me back my Gilman at once!

(Amanda Costume Rips, Revealing Finn Palmer)

Finn Palmer: I'm Now Going to Tell The Whole World on You!

Angry Boss: Go away Finn!

(Finn Costume Rips, Revealing Victor Vam Pire)

Victor Vam Pire: Sorry about that, Boss.

Angry Boss: Finally, Batman. Tell me what you know about Tim Carter.

Victor: Well Boss, His Final Smash is pretty straight forward. He just yells Out Matthew Whitehead's First Name.

Angry Boss: ...Why?

Victor: I dunno, because Matthew's an idiot?

(Victor Vam Pire Costume Rips, Revealing Matthew Whitehead)

Matthew: Don't you dare laugh at me!

Angry Boss: Oh for God's sake! How many characters are going to interrupt my analysis?

(Matthew Costume rips, revealing Pete Polcon)

Pete The Cheerful Bus Driver: Alright, Little Boss?

Angry Boss: WHAT IS THIS?!

(Pete Costume Rips, Revealing Paul Douglas)

Douglas: Boss, you cannot ask what this is.

Angry Boss: DAMMIT DOUGLAS, STOP WITH YOUR OBJECTIONS! I DEMAND YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS GOING ON THIS INSTANT! I AM VERY CONFUSED!

Douglas: Boss, I cannot explain to you why this Codec has gone off the deep end.

Angry Boss: Do you have any info on Tim Carter at least?!

Douglas: Boss, I cannot give you information on Tim Carter.

Angry Boss: Are you an incompetent buffoon and you really don't have any info for me, or are you actually objecting yourself?

(Douglas costume rips, revealing Harry Bradshaw)

Harry: President Harry Bradshaw in the--

Angry Boss: WHAT THE FUNK IS HAPPENING?!?! REVEAL YOUR TRUE SELF!!!

(Harry B costume rips, revealing Thin Air)

Thin Air: .........

Angry Boss: *Defeated* ...You know what? Forget it! I'm done! This Codec is taking too long. I am so ending this craziness right now.

Trivia

• Edward Yui's Angry Boss Codec is the only codec to date where Angry Boss doesn't talk and instead of him, Edwardi takes his role.