Planer Papes (Motherfreaking Money)
Appropriate music to listen to while you imagine this being sung to said music
I write on paper, don't fly in planes
I have never left Great Britain, don't got visas in my name
If you come around here, I'm gaming all day
It'll be your turn on the Xbox if you wait
I write on paper, don't fly in planes
I have never left Great Britain, don't got visas in my name
If you come around here, I'm gaming all day
It'll be your turn on the Xbox if you wait
Sometimes I've been sick on them trains
Every step I get 'til I'm winning that game
Now I am a winner, but this game was lame
Superman '64 was the game's name
Sometimes I've been sick on them trains
Every step I get 'til I'm winning that game
Now I am a winner, but this game was lame
Superman '64 was the game's name
G…
Characters - Origin of the Ideas 2023
These are Jack's current opinions on the Absurd Herd that he shared with me on Twitter. (Yes, that's right, I said Twitter! F**k y'all, Elon! F**! Y'ALL!) Reason why I'm posting this is because I have a feeling he doesn't plan to do so, based on what he told me, and I wanted somewhere to save these ideas so that I could look at them without constantly having to scroll upwards. So all the credit for these opinions goes to ASS' mad god.
- 1 Lee Saunderson
- 2 Sonny Slaven
- 3 Donny Dlaven
- 4 Brad Till
- 5 Matthew Whitehead
- 6 Elouise Pitman
- 7 Harry Bradshaw
- 8 Brodi Welsford
- 9 Amanda
- 10 Russ
- 11 Oscar
- 12 MimeFan
- 13 Talking Joe
- 14 Pete Polcon
- 15 Hilary
- 16 Edward
- 17 Captain Underpants
- 18 Captain Blunderpants
- 19 Maxwell
- 20 Lily
- 21 Papa Louie
- 22 Horrid Henry
- 23 Moody Margaret
- 24 Garfield
- 25 Go!Caillou
- 26 Act…
All Star Smashers Actual Popularity Ranking
I was browsing through some of the old blog posts made by the community at large, and I came across this blog post Sonny made around early 2016, inspired by another post Jack made. Inspired by bot of these posts, I'm gonna show who I think are the most famous to least famous characters on the internet in modern times:
- Garfield
- Cat Myers
- Fred Flintstone
- Steve & Blue
- Greg Heffley
- Rodrick Heffley
- Captain Underpants
- Professor Poopypants
- The Toad
- Action 52
- Genesis 52
- Chadtronic
- Neptune
- Big Nep
- Maxwell
- Lily
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Go!Caillou
- Dennis the Menace
- Harry Hill
- Horrid Henry
- Moody Margaret
- Captain Blunderpants
- Papa Louie
- Mishiro Usui
Utsuro Hinohara- Admiral Bubbles
- Zookeeper
- Otto Hill
- Branestawm
- Sonny Slaven
- Billy Slaven
- MimeFan
- Brodi Welsford
- Lee Saunderson
- Brad Till
- Donny Dla…
Custom Emily Moveset Concept
Hullo! Seeing how I wrote ideas for a potential Rachael moveset, I felt it was only fitting I'd do one for Emily too. Enjoy!
- 1 All Star Smashers Custom Character Moveset- Emily Slaven (Sonnyslavenproductions)
- 2 Entrance: Skipping Song
- 2.1 Move Origin
- 3 Neutral B: Boulder Toss
- 3.1 Move Origin
- 4 Side-B: Tackle Hug
- 4.1 Move Origin
- 5 Up-B: Playing Pretend
- 5.1 Move Origin
- 6 Down-B: Crayon Sketch
- 6.1 Move Origin
- 7 Final Smash: Anti-Meanie Ranger
- 7.1 Move Origin
- 8 KO Sounds and Taunts
- 9 Victory Options and Losage
- 10 Personal Food
- 11 Moveset Music
- 12 KO Sounds and Taunts Music
- 13 Victory Music
- 14 Story Mode Affiliation
- 15 Stage
- 16 Create-A-Tron Adjective
- 17 Boxing Ring Alias
- 18 Classic Safari Wish
- 19 Splash Art
- 20 Availability Status
- 21 How to Unlock
Emily skips to the stage, happily singing to hersel…
Custom Rachael Moveset Concept
Hey, y'all. Since I'm feeling in a moveset writing mood, and remembering that custom Rachael Slaven moveset on the Universe wiki, I thought I'd make a few tweaks to it, and show you the result. Let me know what you guys think.
- 1 All Star Smashers Custom Character Moveset- Rachael Slaven (Sonnyslavenproductions)
- 2 Entrance: Shadowy Arrival
- 2.1 Move Origin
- 3 Neutral B: Poetry Recital
- 3.1 Move Origin
- 4 Side-B: Scythe Slash
- 4.1 Move Origin
- 5 Up-B: Levitation
- 5.1 Move Origin
- 6 Down-B: Ghostly Assistance
- 6.1 Move Origin
- 7 Final Smash: Grim Fate
- 7.1 Move Origin
- 8 KO Sounds and Taunts
- 9 Victory Options and Losage
- 10 Extra Stuff
- 11 Personal Food
- 12 Moveset Music
- 13 KO Sounds and Taunts Music
- 14 Victory Music
- 15 Story Mode Affiliation
- 16 Stage
- 17 Create-A-Tron Adjective
- 18 Boxing Ring Alias
- 19 Clas…
Greatest Change (poem about inner struggles)
I have had enough of this, this is it
I just don’t care what you want to say
Fight back now, this is your bit
I have to fight back to restore my stability
I know it’s not me, I’m falling apart
It is my mirror, a broken self
Out of my mind, and then passing the darts
My story lacks from a standing hell
I’m in my greatest change
Don’t look back to the past, there is no time for losers
Only for first place, my heart has no place for decay
So this one goes out to my worst enemies
It doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad, it is clear that this is my last fight
I’ll step up to the top before the fog, I’ll take control of myself through the night
My existence will be stronger, I truly believe in myself
I found the answers, no looking back, I’ll never back down
New …
Posting this again since people don’t care
I originally posted it as a message on my message wall, but since people didn’t care, I’ll post it here anyway.
” I thought of making a game idea back in like 2018, but because I was burnt out at that time, I eventually quit TRYING to make games, and forgot completely how to do it. However, I re-read an old game idea I had called “Mental Separation” and I thought “Hmmmm… what if I remade it with a female character? And also made better improvements to the story?”
So I’m remaking the game at the moment. I already re-wrote MORE parts if the plot and added more stuff, trying to currently wrote a script too, that sorta thing.”
The new protagonist, Yuna Fukunaga, a mentally deprived 15-year old high schooler, looks like this:
Who I knew first to most recently
Making this a list so that it's in full.
- 2000 - Billy Slaven (I was born in this year. Listen, you guys can't tell when I knew myself. That's like, weird behaviour on your part, by saying "This is when YOU were born, Bill. This is when YOU showed up, alright? This is where YOU'RE from, alright?" I know myself! I am me! Shut the frick up, alright? No, I'm not a baby! I don't do fricking goo goo. Stop it, calm down, alright?)
- 2000 - Sonny Slaven (The year I was born, I met 3 year old Sonny)
- 2000 - Thin Air
- 2003-05 - Harry Hill
- 2004-06 - Dennis the Menace
- 2004-06 - Fred Flintstone
- 2005 - Garfield (Probably when I saw the Bill Murray movie)
- 2005 - Blue (Only Blue though from Blues Clues UK. Never knew the US version at the time)
- 2005-07 - Cat Myers (On…
Franchise Debut Updated
If I'm correct, this is the complete list of all the characters by order of their Franchise Debuts:
- Thin Air (Since the Dawn of Time)
- Dennis the Menace (1951)
- Fred Flintstone (1960)
- Garfield (1978)
- Action 52 (1991)
- Genesis 52 (1993)
- Harry Hill (1993)
- Horrid Henry (1994)
- Moody Margaret (1994)
- Steve & Blue (1996)
- Captain Underpants (1997)
- Professor PoopyPants (2000)
- Hilary (2000)
- Zookeeper (2001)
- Mark the Moose (2002)
- The Cat in Live Hat (2003)
- Captain Blunderpants (2006)
- Admiral Bubbles (2006)
- The Toad (2006)
- Papa Louie (2006)
- Sooly (2006)
- Greg Heffley (2007)
- Rodrick Heffley (2007)
- Oscar (2007)
- Tabatha & Emrly (2008)
- Amanda (2009)
- Maxwell (2009)
- Ollie (2009)
- Grandpa Gorilla (2010)
- Dan Gough (2010)
- Tim Carter (2010)
- Neptune (2010)
- Harry Bradshaw (2011)
- Matthew Whitehead (201…
What if everyone had Memory Fighters?
Inspired by these two videos, I've attempted to write out a what-if scenario where everyone in All Star Smashers has a Memory Fighter, not counting the existing ones, of course. Here's what I ended up with.
- Lee Saunderson- Danny Robinson
- Brad Till- Angus
- Harry Bradshaw- Otto Layfield
- Brodi Welsford- Megan Williams
- Oscar the White Tiger- Ollie the Snow Leopard
- MimeFan- Either another Go!Animator similar to him or one of his other incarnations
- Talking Joe- Someone else from the Talking Joe comics?
- Pete Polcon- Another bus driver, if you had one
- Hilary- Another member of your family
- Edward- Someone else from your school of origin
- Papa Louie- Another chef from Papa Louie
- Garfield- Odie or Nermal
- Go!Caillou- Uolliac
- Finn Palmer- Another notorious grump
- Chadtr…
The new love of my life… ❤️☺️
I’m gonna share some deep love of a particular Japanese girl that I have a new crush on. Here we go.
Back in 2021 to now, I got a chance to meet a lovely girl while visiting a school service on summer vacation. Still go to that same service. This girl is the daughter of the service’s owner. She also has an older sister, who is now in college. She has a very young brother who likes anime.
Let me just say holy fuck, she is beautiful in her own right. I love her not because of her appearance, she just looks like a regular girl. But it’s because of her shy, calm, and very nice feeling and nature. (^^)
I’m currently thinking about talking to her, since I was SOOOOO embarrassed to talk with her 0-0; I did find out she is also a shy girl and doesn’t…
Yuna Plot
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PLOT MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THE VIDEOGAME “YUNA”.
“Yuna” Plot:
Chapter 1:
The game is set in a cold, dark, and gloomy city in Japan, where Yuna Fukunaga, a 15-year old mentally deprived young teenager in 1st grade high school, wakes up in a mental hospital that she was sent to for treatment of her mental deprivation for 9 months after a traumatic experience. Waking up one day after 9 months in the hospital, Yuna finds out the power has turned off. From there, finding the power source and turning on the power of the main halls, wards, cafeteria, and entrance after the security room door gets picked open despite the maximum security, she tries to escape the mental hospital, but she gets attacked by mutated creatures. Af…
Who Killed Sonny Slaven? - The Truth
The Truth shall set you free!
The story began when Sonny Slaven and Colonel Sanders both grew up together inside the Manor in their younger years, and Donald Trump would drop in from time to time and the three were known as "the gang" together (Sonny was friends with Detective Sherlock Holmeston at this time too, but he never met the Colonel or Donald). The three of them were best friends with each other but the tragedy begins when Sonny meets Theresa Roth.
Sonny develops strong feelings for her and eventually she ends up marrying Sonny, and the two live together in the Manor, causing Sonny to ignore Donald and Colonel Sanders, that puts a wedge in their friendship. Theresa herself notices that something is wrong with the house, as she is pe…
Who Killed Sonny Slaven? - The Final Chapter
In the final chapter of Who Killed Sonny Slaven, everyone is at each other's throats. Is everyone going mad inside this manor?
[Continuing where the last chapter left off, Willie is seen locking the door containing Donald and Theresa, as Colonel Sanders approaches him]
COLONEL SANDERS
What the hell is going on? Where is Theresa?
WILLIE
She’s gone. And so is everyone else.
[Willie begins to walk away]
HOLMESTON
Wait a minute! Where the hell do you think you’re going?!
WILLIE
Away from here! This place is cursed! If you'd half a brain, you’d all do the same.
[He fully leaves the house. That's the last we're gonna see of Groundskeeper Willie in this story]
COLONEL SANDERS
Don’t walk away from me! Where’s Theresa? Where’s Donald?!
[Colonel Sanders demands an…
Who Killed Sonny Slaven? - Chapter 3
A new piece has been added to the puzzle.. Who is the mysterious Seer and what part does she have to play in all of this?
[Continuing where the last chapter left off, the mysterious gothic girl, Theresa, confronts the others inside the house, speaking in a monotone voice at all times]
THERESA
What are you doing?
HOLMESTON
Who the hell are you?
COLONEL SANDERS
Theresa? What are you doing here?
HOLMESTON
”Theresa”? How the hell do you know her?
ASKJEEVES
Madame, I’m afraid you’ve come at a very inopportune time. Something dreadful has happened here.
THERESA
I can see that... And I am glad for once that I came here before it got any worse...
ANGRY CHEF
This is only the tip of the iceberg! And it’s a big iceberg. How can I put this delicately... SONNY'S FUNK…
Who Killed Sonny Slaven? - Chapter 2
Sonny Slaven is missing... or at least his body is. Is someone trying to cover their tracks? Or is there an even more sinister plot underfoot?
[Continuing where the last chapter left off, Holmeston and the District Attorney try to figure out where Sonny's dead body has ended up]
HOLMESTON
WHO DID THIS?! It certainly wasn’t me. No, no. Somebody, NOT ME, must have moved it between the time I was the last person alone with the body in the room and then stepped out for a few minutes to take care of some personal business, that you don’t need to know about, I was certainly not committing an antic. Could have been anybody... Except me.
[AskJeeves enters the room to investigate the commotion]
ASKJEEVES
What the hell happened here?
HOLMESTON
The body’s be…
Who Killed Sonny Slaven? - Chapter 1
I'm bored and since I love the Who Killed Markiplier? series, I decided to do my own parody with SSP characters.
[The Mansion is overlooked by the camera, there is dramatic music playing. After the introduction, someone viewed in first-person, meant to represent the District Attorney as well as the person reading this, stands outside the mansion, looking at their watch. They then head to the front door, where a man bearing a resemblance to Sonny Slaven is there, dressed similarly to Van Pelt from the Robin Williams Jumanji movie. This man, Colonel Sanders, greets the District Attorney]
COLONEL SANDERS
Oh, bully! And here I thought I was gonna be the last guest to arrive. My name is Harland Sanders. But my friends call me the Colonel. You’re wel…
British Paradise
Appropriate music to listen to while you imagine this being sung to said music (RIP Coolio)
As I walk through the valley of the English regime
I take a look at my life and realize it ain't clean
'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long that
Even my mother thinks that I lost the plot
But I ain't never crossed a bloke that didn't deserve it
Treating me like a mug, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you act here, towards the old bill
Or you and your mates there might just end up nicked
I really hate this job, but I gotta mate
As they bake, I see myself eating chocolate cake, sod
I'm the kinda bloke the little blighters wanna be like
On my knees in the night, saying prayers while eating chips
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a Br…
Mega Character Elimination: All Star Smashers Edition: The Reboot Episode Five
HAPPY EASTER!
We start the episode with the camera zoomed in on Bruce Hostname, as he addresses the audience.
Bruce: Surprise, surprise! This is not a drill! Just like the Irate Gamer, Mega Character Elimination: All Star Smashers edition: The Reboot is back for another episode after almost 3 years! Don't blame us, we didn't have any ideas. Anyways, in case you missed the last episode, a water fight happened, Emily won for Harry Bradshaw's team, and a member of Matthew Whitehead's team has to go! Are we all clear on that? Great! Let's get to it! But in case you forgot, here's the members of each team! For Harry's Islanders, we have the leader, Harry Bradshaw, followed by Otto Layfield, Lee Saunderson, Sonny Slaven, Billy Slaven, Emily Slaven…
All Star Smashers Popularity Ranking
Since I'm bored, here's a custom ranking of all the ASS character movesets, based on the amount of views they have, based on Lawl's PopuLawrity ranking.
- 1 DIVINE
- 2 MEMETIC
- 3 JOCK
- 4 AVERAGE JOE
- 5 HIPSTER
- 6 BOSS
- Greg Heffley
- Go!Caillou
- Captain Underpants
- Horrid Henry
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Lee Saunderson
- Maxwell
- Papa Louie
- Action 52
- Chadtronic
- Amanda the Panda
- Sonny Slaven
- MimeFan
- Brad Till
- Pete the Cheerful Bus Driver
- Talking Joe
- Billy Slaven
- Oscar the White Tiger
- Thin Air
- Bruceton
- Donny Dlaven
- Matthew Whitehead
- Tim Carter
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Dan Gough
- Edward Yui
- Harry Bradshaw
- Brodi Welsford
- Harry Hill
- Otto Hill
- Finn Palmer
- Hilary
- Angry Boss
Suggestions and contributions for the Yuuki Ogata album
It's been a while since I stopped making blogs in May, right?
I'm back!
Anyways, I'm gonna speak some facts:
Don't worry, the Yuuki Ogata album is still being improved on, but the recent songs I made for it since August, "Computer Invasion", "Gordito", "Hardcore Mode on Ogata", "Nagahama Invaders", and an unfinished and unnamed tribute to a friend of mine IRL, were prety lacking in SOME creativity to me TBH.
Considering that I'm only beginning to start writing music now, it's not that surprising, but I've decided to open up reviews, critisisms, suggestions, and contributions for the album!
Basically, the way this works is you can review and criticize any song I made for it, or make suggestions and contributions to the album for references and a…
2 years ago...
...I've been hesitant to release this until I officially invited the menace.
(Sorry about the lack'o' Blunderpants, Donny, Genny 52 etc.)
Yuuki's School Music CD
So I graduated from school, and during the vacation, my teacher congratulated me and as a present, gave me a CD full of music me and my classmates sung and played from school.
The CD's audio tracks were possibly made from 3 microphones facing 30cm from each other, one microphone is the left, one microphone is the center, and one microphone is the right.
The audio tracks start from 1st grade, in Track 1, to at least 6th grade in Track 21.
I don't want to let the CD go to waste as a relic of the past, so here is the Google Drive link!
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1M6P9PxbR0aDtUpxlc2aIwMsVm0kezoJC
Use it in whatever project or thing you're doing, and have fun digging through old music relics of mine!
I’m gonna recover the Yuuki Ogata account
So you remember that the Yuuki Ogata account was officially deleted accidentally by me on November of 2016, right? Well, I'm going to try and recover Yuuki Ogata's account from fading into obscurity. Wish me luck!
I'm now making Yuuki Ogata's Hotel a real wiki.
I'm now making Yuuki Ogata's Hotel, based on my stupid wiki ideas, for my online friends and others to blog and discuss their favorite things (art, YTPs, music, anime, games, etc.), a real wiki.
Also, I'm now accepting teamwork on the wiki.
After about a week or so, everyone's back in business!
So guys, we did it, the All Star Smashers wiki is now active again.
Yuuki's announcement
Hey everyone, I came to make an announcement!
I'm gonna be using Vlare for now as my main website for making videos.
Why? Well, because four words: Google, is, screwed, over. That's all.
If you want to follow me on Vlare, you can, it'll take a while for me to finish editing my account page.
Anyway, see you there! I'll still be making blogs here and other websites though.
Another stupid idea
Actually, I just came up with another stupid idea, and it's even dumber than usual.
"What if Yuuki Ogata made a wiki called Yuuki Ogata's Hotel?"
You might thinking "Why?!" Well, the reasons are:
1: I'm bored
2: I'm lazy
3: This idea activated my brain for some reason, IDK.
Anyways, here's the idea.
Basically, Yuuki Ogata's Hotel (the wiki, who would've figured) is a wiki, where I will mostly post my blogs alongside an image to go with it on a daily basis, but you can also log in and make your own random, regular blogs with images as well, or even have discussions and make pages about your favorite things like, anime, memes, YTPs, videogames, sharing help and ideas, etc. or personal stories, you name it. It's a multi-purpose wiki, that's just lik…
I suggested Ib to Joel
I decided to email Joel and suggested he plays Ib in the next Spooky Saturday, and gave him a link to the download of the English translation of Ib.
You know what that kinda means?
I did something stupid today
While my internet was dying, I decided to make "Yuuki Ogata finds Smash Bros. Lawl" skits using my microphone. They're divided into 3 parts.
It's also in Portuguese, but you can add English translations and subtitles by using a translator.
Anyway, here are the links (Do beware that yes, I improvised without rehearsal too):
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1SNmRRTKEHOTStAJbce1R_gzfM99iRbxW
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1CGt6pb52Xqh0ZGAE5s_j4v4h8A1_CEaI
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1OfFUedUNcHbqOKk6OjbHyuZFL0DdbeUh
Feel free to animate these if you want.
What if Ib had a remake?
So I finally completed Ib 3 times basically! The first 2 tries had the Memory's Crannies ending, but the third try had the Promise of Reunion ending, thanks to a guide. But now I'm wondering, what if Ib had an up to date 2020 remake? I'm not talking about the original game remastered in HD, I'm talking the original game but remade to be much better, have more to the story, and so on. Here's how a Ib remake could work:
Very unlike the original game, the graphics has been given a huge overhaul, and many of the enviroments have unique artwork.
The remake takes you to many more enviroments, instead of just the haunted gallery and sketchbook that the original stayed with.
Each new environment also has its own unique music.
The first thing you will …
The story of Mental Separation, my new game.
I think I finally wrote the story for my game. And it might be cringe, but I tried my best, or worst to be exact. It was originally in Portuguese, but I translated it into English, for you to cringe at it. Here's the story.
"Story:
A crazy boy named Kaiki, has been locked up in a mental hospital for 10 months. After about 5 months, Kaiki gets out of bed, only to find out that the power has turned off, and Kaiki managed to escape the mental hospital with no problem, despite the maximum security there. Now seeing the city as a strange grotesque world with mutations walking around the city, and inexplicable things making Kaiki uncomfortable, he eventually managed to go back to Nagahama (the city I actually live in), escaping Tsuruga (the city w…
Separação Mental: My new game
Hello, everyone! So basically, I decided I'm going to make a new game. This new game is a psychological adventure-horror game called Mental Seperation in English, or "Separação Mental" in Portuguese. However, I have no experience in making games, I might have a little bit of experience making 3D models, but if some people can actually help me with this game for:
-Making music
-Making the story
-Making textures or concept art and so on (Currently I have 2 concept arts)
I would appreciate it!
Currently, the people contributing for this game are:
-Yuuki Ogata (me)
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Anyway, let me see your ideas for my game!
Ga-thunk
That's right, ladies and gentlemen! It is I, Abnes, hero to little girls everywhere! And I have returned at last after my very long hiatus! (Or I forgot my password to activate my account, either excuse works! But I remembered it, so...Ga-thunk!)
And now, all of you little girl haters shall suffer my wrath and get ga-thunked on! Mwahahaha! >:D
Oh, yes! And I also plan to help out on this wiki from time to time, as well as interact with you fellow All Star Smashers fans and little girl protectors! For now, I will leave you with this adorable picture of me!
Fighters Pass Vol. 2 Predictions
With the 2nd Fighters Pass coming soon after being announced in the latest Smash Presentation, I would like to see all of your predictions for who could the 6 DLC characters in this pass be.
Progress Report Part 2
I'd like to do a weekly progress report on what I'm working on, a little like I did at the end of SMK's development. That way, people are a little less in the dark about how far along I am...
Should I do these on Facebook or here?