What?
Character Rankings are how characters stack up in different statistics.
Category Descriptions
- Weight is the calculation of how heavy a character plays or feels. Weight plays a major role in determining knockback; while heavyweights may be harder to knock off-stage, lightweights may be easier to KO. Weight is also normally paired up with speed and power.
- Walk Speed determines how fast or slow a character moves during their walking animation. This gives characters some ground mobility, but not too much.
- Dash Speed determines how fast or slow a character moves during their running/dashing animation. Like walking speed, this stat does well in giving characters their mobility on the ground, as it is seen as being more useful.
- Air Speed determines how some characters move in the air. This adds a new category in air mobility that some characters that may lack land mobility can utilize.
- Fall Speed determines how a character deals with falling in midair. Falling speed can play a major role in how well a character can recover. Unlike the other base stats, lower falling speed is normally a good thing.
- Swim Speed determines how fast or slow a character moves during their swimming animation. This gives characters some mobility in the water, for instance, the sea in Harry's Island.
- Strength is how much damage and knockback a character's normal attacks cause. Usually, weaker attacks make it up by being faster while the more powerful attacks are slower. However, this is not always the case.
- Defence is how resistant a character is to being damaged. A high amount of defence is usually a good thing since it makes it harder to knock them off the stage.
- Day Rank determines when during Classic Safari Mode a character will appear. Characters in Classic Rank Low appear before the Fat Sandbag (or whatever other Bonus Stage played), while Classic Rank Top characters appear after the first rival and before the second rival.
- Nationality represents where in the world (or universe) the character originates from.
- Horniness (see Mr. Bean's "If you know what I mean" face) is how attracted a character becomes to something that can be seen as arousing. Normally, Horniness can immobilize a horny opponent and stun them temporarily. Stun time depends on this stat, the higher it is, the longer they are stunned, and vice versa. Typically, Horniness is higher in male characters than female.
- Patience is how tolerant a character is to something boring or monotonous. The less patient a character is, the less tolerant they are towards boring things. For example, Brad Till makes use of Patience.
- Weird is how far a character is from being a generic person like those "extras" nobody would care about in the scenes of a movie. Characters with high weirdness can typically tolerate the weirder things thrown at them. Likewise, characters that are less weird tend to become weirded out easier.
- Jump Height is basically how high a character can jump.
- Awesome is just pure subjectivity. Just simply Jack Mayhew's personal, not universal, opinion. Reasonings for these ranks can be found on this blog post.
- IQ is overall how smart a character is. Similar to Weirdness, IQ also determines how tolerant a character is to something stupid. Smash Jarin makes use of this with his tests.
- Lulzage is how funny a character is personally considered, whether it be intentional or not. Bruceton makes use of this.
- Social Class is how succesful and famous a character is in their home universe.
- Ego is how egotistical or how highly a character thinks of themselves. When a character has a high ego, then they feel better when complimented, as they normally think highly of themselves.
- Darkness is the measure of how much darkness rests within a character's heart. High Darkness is associated with characters with low moral standards or villainous tendencies. Brodi Welsford and Amanda the Panda are examples of this use.
- The Grump Factor (see Egoraptor's Grump face) is how wound up a character gets because of something that could be annoying. Bruceton, Billy Slaven's Up Taunt and the Gio Compario Assist Trophy makes use of this. It is measured in a scale of 1-6, Number 1 always being the highest.
- Rating is the target audience appropriate for that character's personality or source. A future character will make use of this. Like The Grump Factor, the characters are ranked on a scale rather than in order.
- Behaviour Cards are items. They are based on the famous Dead Meat videos on GoAnimate.
Divine Behaviour
Gold
Good Behaviour
Pink, Purple, Blue and Green
Neutral Behaviour
White and Yellow
Bad Behaviour
Orange, Red, Grey and Brown
Absolute Dead Meat
Black
- Debut: The year this character was discovered in or made its debut. All Star Safari orders characters to be fought from first to most recently discovered or debuted.
- Adjective: Every character has a unique adjective which describes them. In Maxwell's Final Smash, the adjective from each character caught in the Create-O-Tron will describe the object that is going to be summoned. If two adjectives are the complete opposite of each other, they both cancel out :(
Ranking Lists
Weight
- Professor PoopyPants
- Pete
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Otto Hill
- Captain Underpants
- Angry Boss
- Tim Carter
- Garfield
- Hilary
- Matthew/Elouise
- Chadtronic
- Harry Hill
- Sonny
- Lee
- Finn
- Harry B
- Dan Gough
- Brad
- Smash Jarin
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Bruceton
- Billy
- Brodi
- Edward
- Talking Joe
- Yuuki
- Horrid Henry
- Moody Margaret
- Caillou
- Maxwell
- Papa Louie
- Greg Heffley
- Action 52
- Ollie
- Oscar
- Amanda
- Tabatha
- Thin Air
Walk Speed
- Amanda
- Thin Air
- Harry B
- Bruceton
- Ollie
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Lee
- Smash Jarin
- Moody Margaret
- Horrid Henry
- Tim Carter
- Greg Heffley
- Oscar
- Hilary
- Dan Gough
- Captain Underpants
- Chadtronic
- Harry Hill
- Maxwell
- Tabatha
- Angry Boss
- Brad
- Edward
- Finn
- Billy
- Action 52
- Papa Louie
- Brodi
- Talking Joe
- Matthew/Elouise
- Garfield
- Pete
- Professor PoopyPants
- Sonny
- Otto Hill
- Caillou
- Yuuki
- Super Minecraft Kid
Dash Speed
- Thin Air
- Pete
- Amanda
- Harry B
- Brodi
- Finn
- Papa Louie
- Bruceton
- Ollie
- Captain Underpants
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Moody Margaret
- Hilary
- Horrid Henry
- Brad
- Greg Heffley
- Dan Gough
- Action 52
- Harry Hill
- Lee
- Billy
- Chadtronic
- Oscar
- Matthew/Elouise
- Smash Jarin
- Professor PoopyPants
- Tim Carter
- Angry Boss
- Edward
- Maxwell
- Talking Joe
- Sonny
- Tabatha
- Otto Hill
- Caillou
- Yuuki
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Garfield
Air Speed
- Thin Air
- Captain Underpants
- Papa Louie
- Amanda
- Matthew/Elouise
- Brad
- Ollie
- Brodi
- Horrid Henry
- Billy
- Bruceton
- Dan Gough
- Talking Joe
- Harry B
- Hilary
- Finn
- Greg Heffley
- Professor PoopyPants
- Edward
- Smash Jarin
- Lee
- Oscar
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Action 52
- Harry Hill
- Chadtronic
- Moody Margaret
- Angry Boss
- Tim Carter
- Sonny
- Garfield
- Maxwell
- Tabatha
- Otto Hill
- Pete
- Caillou
- Yuuki
- Super Minecraft Kid
Fall Speed
- Professor PoopyPants
- Pete
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Otto Hill
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Tim Carter
- Angry Boss
- Garfield
- Brad
- Action 52
- Maxwell
- Captain Underpants
- Chadtronic
- Yuuki
- Hilary
- Lee
- Sonny
- Harry Hill
- Finn
- Harry B
- Dan Gough
- Bruceton
- Smash Jarin
- Billy
- Brodi
- Edward
- Papa Louie
- Greg Heffley
- Horrid Henry
- Talking Joe
- Caillou
- Moody Margaret
- Matthew/Elouise
- Tabatha
- Ollie
- Oscar
- Amanda
- Thin Air
Swim Speed
- Tabatha
- Amanda
- Brodi
- Bruceton
- Ollie
- Brad
- Moody Margaret
- Finn
- Hilary
- Billy
- Horrid Henry
- Papa Louie
- Harry B
- Smash Jarin
- Dan Gough
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Lee
- Caillou
- Harry Hill
- Chadtronic
- Maxwell
- Oscar
- Thin Air
- Tim Carter
- Angry Boss
- Greg Heffley
- Edward
- Talking Joe
- Action 52
- Otto Hill
- Professor PoopyPants
- Matthew/Elouise
- Pete
- Sonny
- Yuuki
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Garfield
- Captain Underpants
Strength
- Amanda
- Ollie
- Professor PoopyPants
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Pete
- Hilary
- Angry Boss
- Tim Carter
- Action 52
- Matthew/Elouise
- Captain Underpants
- Brodi
- Smash Jarin
- Otto Hill
- Harry Hill
- Bruceton
- Finn
- Chadtronic
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Harry B
- Brad
- Billy
- Dan Gough
- Papa Louie
- Garfield
- Horrid Henry
- Moody Margaret
- Talking Joe
- Maxwell
- Lee
- Edward
- Greg Heffley
- Oscar
- Caillou
- Sonny
- Yuuki
- Tabatha
- Thin Air
Defence
- Amanda
- Tabatha
- Ollie
- Edward
- Captain Underpants
- Pete
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Finn
- Tim Carter
- Hilary
- Matthew/Elouise
- Brad
- Bruceton
- Smash Jarin
- Chadtronic
- Harry B
- Billy
- Harry Hill
- Papa Louie
- Horrid Henry
- Garfield
- Lee
- Talking Joe
- Brodi
- Moody Margaret
- Maxwell
- Oscar
- Dan Gough
- Otto Hill
- Professor PoopyPants
- Greg Heffley
- Sonny
- Angry Boss
- Caillou
- Yuuki
- Action 52
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Thin Air
Day Rank
Day 1:
- Lee
- Sonny
- Brad
- Oscar
- Pete
- Papa Louie
- Garfield
- Yuuki
- Caillou
- Finn
- Greg Heffley
- Tabatha
Day 2:
- Matthew/Elouise
- Harry B
- Brodi
- Edward
- Maxwell
- Horrid Henry
- Action 52
- Chadtronic
- Billy
- Bruceton
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Otto Hill
- Moody Margaret
Day 3:
- Amanda
- Smash Jarin
- Talking Joe
- Hilary
- Captain Underpants
- Thin Air
- Tim Carter
- Angry Boss
- Dan Gough
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Harry Hill
- Ollie
- Professor PoopyPants
Nationality
Britain
- Lee
- Sonny
- Brad
- Pete
- Horrid Henry
- Finn
- Billy
- Tim Carter
- Dan Gough
- Harry Hill
- Otto Hill
- Moody Margaret
Harry's Island
- Matthew
- Harry B
- Elouise
America
- Brodi
- Oscar
- Smash Jarin
- Captain Underpants
- Garfield
- Action 52
- Chadtronic
- Angry Boss
- Bruceton
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Greg Heffley
- Ollie
China
- Amanda
- Edward
Island of Ness
- Talking Joe
Surrey
- Hilary
Unknown
- Maxwell
- Thin Air
Italy
- Papa Louie
Japan
- Yuuki
Canada
- Caillou
Banana Globe City
- Grandpa Gorilla
The Ocean
- Tabatha
New Swissland
- Professor PoopyPants
Horniness
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Brad
- Sonny
- Bruceton
- Caillou
- Greg Heffley
- Matthew
- Smash Jarin
- Captain Underpants
- Harry Hill
- Edward
- Lee
- Talking Joe
- Finn
- Pete
- Papa Louie
- Otto Hill
- Billy
- Chadtronic
- Dan Gough
- Hilary
- Tim Carter
- Professor PoopyPants
- Angry Boss
- Maxwell
- Horrid Henry
- Harry B
- Moody Margaret
- Elouise
- Brodi
X. Amanda/Oscar/ Garfield/Action 52/Thin Air/Grandpa Gorilla/Tabatha/Ollie
?. Yuuki
Patience
- Thin Air
- Action 52
- Amanda (with Snooky)
- Maxwell
- Talking Joe
- Tabatha
- Papa Louie
- Elouise
- Ollie
- Brad
- Dan Gough
- Tim Carter
- Finn
- Harry Hill
- Lee
- Smash Jarin
- Edward
- Chadtronic
- Billy
- Captain Underpants
- Bruceton
- Sonny
- Hilary
- Greg Heffley
- Pete
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Harry B
- Otto Hill
- Brodi
- Oscar
- Garfield
- Professor PoopyPants
- Horrid Henry
- Caillou
- Matthew
- Moody Margaret
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Angry Boss
- Amanda (without Snooky)
?. Yuuki
Weird
- Thin Air
- Yuuki
- Edward
- Action 52
- Otto Hill
- Smash Jarin
- Talking Joe
- Harry B
- Oscar
- Sonny
- Lee
- Caillou
- Captain Underpants
- Professor PoopyPants
- Matthew
- Amanda
- Maxwell
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Garfield
- Harry Hill
- Pete
- Chadtronic
- Ollie
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Finn
- Angry Boss
- Bruceton
- Billy
- Brodi
- Tabatha
- Horrid Henry
- Moody Margaret
- Hilary
- Tim Carter
- Dan Gough
- Brad
- Papa Louie
- Greg Heffley
- Elouise
Jump
- Amanda
- Ollie
- Bruceton
- Papa Louie
- Brad
- Billy
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Professor PoopyPants
- Moody Margaret
- Brodi
- Horrid Henry
- Lee
- Sonny
- Action 52
- Harry B
- Finn
- Hilary
- Oscar
- Greg Heffley
- Smash Jarin
- Harry Hill
- Dan Gough
- Chadtronic
- Pete
- Angry Boss
- Edward
- Matthew/Elouise
- Talking Joe
- Tim Carter
- Thin Air
- Yuuki
- Caillou
- Tabatha
- Garfield
- Otto Hill
- Maxwell
- Captain Underpants
- Super Minecraft Kid
Awesome
0. Thin Air
- Oscar
- Amanda
- Tabatha
- Ollie
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Garfield
- Harry Hill
- Otto Hill
- Hilary
- Pete
- Captain Underpants
- Professor PoopyPants
- Harry B
- Talking Joe
- Edward
- Finn
- Matthew
- Greg Heffley
- Horrid Henry
- Angry Boss
- Bruceton
- Dan Gough
- Tim Carter
- Papa Louie
- Chadtronic
- Brad
- Brodi
- Elouise
- Maxwell
- Lee
- Sonny
- Billy
- Smash Jarin
- Action 52
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Caillou
- Yuuki
- Moody Margaret
IQ
- Amanda
- Professor PoopyPants
- Otto Hill
- Dan Gough
- Tim Carter
- Ollie
- Captain Underpants
- Garfield
- Bruceton
- Papa Louie
- Tabatha
- Elouise
- Talking Joe
- Finn
- Billy
- Maxwell
- Moody Margaret
- Brad
- Smash Jarin
- Angry Boss
- Hilary
- Harry Hill
- Pete
- Chadtronic
- Greg Heffley
- Brodi
- Lee
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Horrid Henry
- Harry B
- Sonny
- Matthew
- Caillou
- Oscar
- Edward
- Yuuki
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Action 52
- Thin Air
Lulzage
- Thin Air
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Harry Hill
- Otto Hill
- Garfield
- Edward
- Harry B
- Captain Underpants
- Professor PoopyPants
- Angry Boss
- Bruceton
- Greg Heffley
- Finn
- Oscar
- Chadtronic
- Sonny
- Billy
- Lee
- Matthew
- Pete
- Tim Carter
- Talking Joe
- Hilary
- Action 52
- Amanda
- Tabatha
- Ollie
- Horrid Henry
- Caillou
- Dan Gough
- Smash Jarin
- Brodi
- Brad
- Yuuki
- Elouise
- Moody Margaret
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Papa Louie
- Maxwell
Social Class
- Angry Boss
- Bruceton
- Harry B
- Professor PoopyPants
- Harry Hill
- Amanda
- Ollie
- Oscar
- Billy
- Papa Louie
- Chadtronic
- Smash Jarin
- Captain Underpants
- Brodi
- Garfield
- Dan Gough
- Tim Carter
- Tabatha
- Brad
- Elouise
- Hilary
- Pete
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Maxwell
- Horrid Henry
- Moody Margaret
- Lee
- Edward
- Talking Joe
- Sonny
- Greg Heffley
- Finn
- Otto Hill
- Matthew
- Caillou
- Yuuki
- Action 52
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Thin Air
Ego
- Bruceton
- Horrid Henry
- Moody Margaret
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Professor PoopyPants
- Amanda
- Oscar
- Caillou
- Garfield
- Captain Underpants
- Matthew
- Greg Heffley
- Otto Hill
- Billy
- Sonny
- Hilary
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Action 52
- Brodi
- Finn
- Tabatha
- Brad
- Pete
- Harry Hill
- Elouise
- Chadtronic
- Smash Jarin
- Harry B
- Edward
- Dan Gough
- Lee
- Angry Boss
- Ollie
- Tim Carter
- Papa Louie
- Maxwell
- Talking Joe
- Thin Air
? Yuuki
Darkness
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Matthew
- Action 52
- Professor PoopyPants
- Caillou
- Horrid Henry
- Moody Margaret
- Bruceton
- Otto Hill
- Finn
- Yuuki
- Edward
- Amanda
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Angry Boss
- Tim Carter
- Greg Heffley
- Sonny
- Harry B
- Garfield
- Hilary
- Brodi
- Billy
- Brad
- Smash Jarin
- Lee
- Dan Gough
- Chadtronic
- Pete
- Maxwell
- Ollie
- Oscar
- Harry Hill
- Captain Underpants
- Papa Louie
- Talking Joe
- Elouise
- Tabatha
- Thin Air
Grump Factor
1 (Grump!)
Amanda
Horrid Henry
Garfield
Caillou
Finn
Angry Boss
Super Minecraft Kid
Moody Margaret
2
Sonny
Brad
Matthew
Brodi
Hilary
Tim Carter
Grandpa Gorilla
Otto Hill
Professor PoopyPants
3
Harry B
Edward
Yuuki
Greg Heffley
Ollie
4 (Not So Grump!)
Lee
Oscar
Billy
Bruceton
Dan Gough
Elouise
5
Smash Jarin
Talking Joe
Pete
Captain Underpants
Maxwell
Papa Louie
Chadtronic
Harry Hill
Tabatha
6
Action 52
Thin Air
Rating
0 (UNACCEPTABLE!)
- Yuuki
- Super Minecraft Kid
1 (UC)
- Caillou
2 (U)
- Amanda
- Oscar
- Smash Jarin
- Pete
- Captain Underpants
- Papa Louie
- Horrid Henry
- Garfield
- Action 52
- Finn
- Thin Air
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Greg Heffley
- Tabatha
- Ollie
- Moody Margaret
- Professor PoopyPants
3 (PG)
- Lee
- Brad
- Talking Joe
- Chadtronic
- Tim Carter
- Dan Gough
- Otto Hill
4 (12)
- Sonny
- Matthew
- Harry B
- Maxwell
- Billy
- Angry Boss
- Bruceton
- Elouise
- Harry Hill
5 (15)
- Brodi
6 (18)
- Hilary
- Edward
Behaviour Cards
Divine
Gold
- Thin Air
- Amanda
- Captain Underpants
- Maxwell
- Tim Carter
Good
Pink
- Billy
- Ollie-Tabatha
- Elouise
- Papa Louie
Purple
- Dan Gough
Blue
- Smash Jarin
- Harry Hill
- Talking Joe
Green
- Finn
Neutral
White
- Brodi
- Angry Boss
Yellow
- Chadtronic
- Sonny
Bad
Orange
- Greg Heffley
- Oscar
- Garfield
Red
- Hilary
- Grandpa Gorilla
Grey
- Edward
- Pete
- Lee-Brad
Brown
- Professor PoopyPants
- Otto Hill
- Action 52
- Moody Margaret
Absolute Dead Meat
Black
- Matthew
- Harry B
- Horrid Henry
- Bruceton
- Caillou
- Yuuki
- Super Minecraft Kid
Debut
- Thin Air (1 BC)
- Fred Flintstone (1960)
- Garfield (1978)
- Action 52 (1991)
- Harry Hill (1993)
- Horrid Henry (1994)
- Moody Margaret (1994)
- Captain Underpants (1997)
- Caillou (1997)
- Professor PoopyPants (2000)
- Hilary (2000)
- Steve Burns (2002)
- Papa Louie (2006)
- Greg Heffley (2007)
- Oscar (2007)
- Tabatha (2008)
- Amanda (2009)
- Maxwell (2009)
- Ollie (2009)
- Grandpa Gorilla (2010)
- Elouise (2010)
- Dan Gough (2010)
- Tim Carter (2010)
- Harry B (2011)-Matthew (2011)
- Harry B (2011)-Matthew (2011)
- Talking Joe (2012)
- Sonny (2012)
- Lee (2012)
- Angry Boss (2013)-Bruceton (2013)
- Angry Boss (2013)-Bruceton (2013)
- Pete (2013)
- Finn (2013)
- Edward (2013)
- Brad (2013)
- Brodi (2013)
- Smash Jarin (2013)
- Otto Hill (2013)
- Chadtronic (2014)
- Super Minecraft Kid (2015)
- Yuuki (2015)
- Billy (2015)
Adjectives
- Lee Saunderson- Grounded (The object will stay on the ground)
- Sonny Slaven- Egging (The object will throw eggs at opponents, slowing them down)
- Brad Till- Elevating (The object will teleport upwards)
- Matthew Whitehead- Weewoo Headed (The object will annoy people with its "weewoo" noises depending on The Grump Factor)
- Harry Bradshaw- Drunk (The object will damage people when it's moving)
- Brodi Welsford- Energetic (The object will go faster with less control over itself)
- Amanda- Violent (The object will do deadly attacks)
- Oscar- Chubby (The object will be wider)
- Smash Jarin- Random (The object will do random actions)
- Talking Joe- Gifted (The object will say names of other objects which brings them to life)
- Pete the Cheerful Bus Driver- Cheerful (The object remains happy and does nothing harmful)
- Hilary- Strong (The object will do more major damage and knockback)
- Edward- Earplugged (The object doesn't respond to anything vocal)
- Captain Underpants- Underpanty (The object summons wedgie power on the opponents)
- Maxwell- Scribbling (The object will attack by scribbling)
- Papa Louie- Cooking (The object will provide food for Maxwell)
- Horrid Henry- Horrid (The object does horrid things)
- Garfield- Greedy (The object will eat anyone in one gulp)
- Yuuki Ogata- Nonsense (The object does things for no reason)
- Caillou- Crybaby (The object attacks using tears)
- Action 52- Glitchy (The object turns things into glitches. If this adjective is used on April Fool's Day, the entire game will crash)
- Finn Palmer- Grumpy (The object remains angry throughout. This means the heat from its anger will slow everyone down)
- Chadtronic- Reactive (The object reacts to the battle which prevents its other actions)
- Billy Slaven- Vocal (The object will serenade the competition by singing a random song)
- Thin Air- Oxygenated (The object blows extra air into the opponents making them pop)
- Tim Carter- Educational (The object will bore someone on the spot to sleep)
- Angry Boss- Ranting (The object will continuously attack by using angry rants)
- Bruceton- Pranking (The object will use pranks to troll other opponents)
- Dan Gough- Scientific (The object uses a random element on an opponent)
- Grandpa Gorilla- Dominant (The object is massive and you can make it control an opponent)
- Elouise Pitman- Caring (The object does good things to Maxwell)
- Super Minecraft Kid- Screaming (The object will scream very loudly)
- Greg Heffley- Wimpy (The object does weak attacks)
- Harry Hill- Burping (The object will swallow opponents whole, and then burp them back out)
- Otto Hill- Twin (The object copies somebody's moves)
- Tabatha- Tropical (The object is filled with tropical gas which makes anyone near it sweat)
- Ollie- Spotty (The object blends into the background making it hard to spot)
- Professor Poopypants- Smart (The object drops Goosy Grows and Shrinky Pigs all over the stage)
- Moody Margaret- Moody (The object selfishly depresses everyone in sight)