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Character Rankings are how characters stack up in different statistics.
Physical Rankings
Physical Rankings calculate the characters' appearance and measurements.
Physical Rankings
- Weight is the calculation of how heavy a character plays or feels. Weight plays a major role in determining knockback; while heavyweights may be harder to knock off-stage, lightweights may be easier to KO. Weight is also normally paired up with speed and power.
- Walking Speed determines how fast or slow a character moves during their walking animation. This gives characters some ground mobility, but not too much.
- Dashing Speed determines how fast or slow a character moves during their running/dashing animation. Like walking speed, this stat does well in giving characters their mobility on the ground, as it is seen as being more useful.
- Air Speed determines how some characters move in the air. This adds a new category in air mobility that some characters that may lack land mobility can utilize.
- Falling Speed determines how a character deals with falling in midair. Falling speed can play a major role in how well a character can recover. Unlike the other base stats, lower falling speed is normally a good thing.
- Jump Height is basically how high a character can jump.
- Classic Rank: Classic Rank determines when during Classic Safari Mode a character will appear. Characters in Classic Rank Low appear before the Fat Sandbag (or whatever other Bonus Stage played), while Classic Rank Top characters appear after the first rival and before the second rival.
- Flag: Flag that represents where the character comes from.
- Adjective: Every character has a unique adjective which describes them. In Maxwell's Final Smash, the adjective from each character caught in the Create-O-Thon will describe the object that is going to be summoned. If two adjectives are the complete opposite of each other, they both cancel out :(
- Debut: The year this character was discovered in or made its debut. All Star Safari orders characters to be fought from first to most recently discovered or debuted.
- Rating: The age appropriate for that character's personality or source. A future character will make use of this.
Personality Rankings
These stats are typically used to determine the effects of certain moves. Character that make use of these stats have moves that work differently on characters depending on the stat.
Personality Rankings
- Horniness (see Mr. Bean's "If you know what I mean" face): Horniness is how attracted a character becomes to something that can be seen as arousing. Normally, Horniness can immobilize a horny opponent and stun them temporarily. Stun time depends on this stat, the higher it is, the longer they are stunned, and vice versa. Typically, Horniness is higher in male characters than female. The Lenny Face symbolizes this.
- Patience: Patience is how tolerant a character is to something boring or monotonous. The less patient a character is, the less tolerant they are towards boring things.For example, Brad Till makes use of Patience.
- Weird: Weirdness is how, well, weird a character is. Characters with high Weirdness can typically tolerate the weirder things thrown at them. Likewise, characters that are less weird tend to become weirded out easier.
- Ego: Ego is how egotistical or how highly a character thinks of themselves. When a character has a high ego, then they feel better when complimented, as they normally think highly of themselves.
- IQ: IQ is overall how smart a character is. Similar to Weirdness, IQ also determines how tolerant a character is to something stupid. Smash Jarin makes use of this.
- Darkness: Darkness is the measure of how much darkness rests within a character's heart. High Darkness is associated with characters with low moral standards or villainous tendencies. Brodi Welsford and Amanda the Panda are examples of this use.
- Grumpiness (see Danny Sexbang's face): Grumpiness is how wound up a character gets because of something that could be annoying. Maxwell's Final Smash makes use of this if Matthew gets caught in the Create O Thon, as does Gio Compario.
- Manliness: Manliness is how much of a man a character is. There has yet to be a move involving this.
- Epicness: Epicness is how awesome a character is thought to be. Joke Characters are usually last just for being jokes.
- LOLzage: LOLzage is how funny a character is, whether it be intentional or not.
Behaviour Cards
Behaviour Cards appear as items. They are based on the famous Dead Meat videos on GoAnimate.
Divine Behaviour
Gold
Good Behaviour
Pink, Purple, Blue and Green
Neutral Behaviour
White and Yellow
Bad Behaviour
Orange, Red, Grey and Brown
Absolute Dead Meat
Black
Character Behavior
Divine Behaviour
- Smash Jarin- Gold Card (He froze Memy9909)
- Maxwell- Gold Card (For being a hero)
- Papa Louie- Gold Card (Same as Maxwell)
- Dan Gough- Gold Card (He brought Pete back to life after Finn killed him)
- Thin Air- Gold Card (Without it, we would all die)
- Rarity- Gold Card (For being a generous pony, a good friend, and for kicking Yuuki Ogata in the face)
Good Behaviour
- Billy Slaven- Pink Card (He has a diploma from The University Of Smashing All Of The Time)
- Elouise- Pink Card (For caring for animals)
- Amanda- Purple Card (Though a bit cheeky, she is serious at teaching Kung Fu)
- Captain Underpants- Purple Card (He's a superhero who does wedgies)
- Tim Carter- Purple Card (It's his authority to give out Detentions)
- Harry Hill- Purple Card (He makes the crowd cheer and laugh)
- Talking Joe- Green Card (He passed the spelling test doors of The House Of Fear)
Neutral Behaviour
- Brodi Welsford- White Card (She gets stressed, that's all)
- Sonny Slaven- Yellow Card (He just suggests random characters and goes crazy on Lawl)
- Chadtronic- Yellow Card (Sometimes he's calm, other times he's hyper)
- Grandpa Gorilla- Yellow Card (He can be a cheeky monkey)
Bad Behaviour
- Lee Saunderson- Orange Card (Due to Grounded Videos)
- Brad Till- Orange Card (Again, due to Grounded Videos)
- Caillou- Orange Card (For getting himself Grounded)
- Oscar- Orange Card (Quite cheeky, deserves some quiet time)
- Hilary- Orange Card (For Swearing)
- Pete the Cheerful Bus Driver- Red Card (Being a pester and doing Dippers a hundred times)
- Action 52- Red Card (For being a shitty game)
- Garfield- Grey Card (For Bad Manners)
- Matthew Whitehead- Brown Card (For harming the wildlife and being annoying)
- Edward- Brown Card (Again, for being annoying and running up to people)
- Finn Palmer- Brown Card (For being a grump)
- Angry Boss- Brown Card (For angry outbursts and losing his cool due to Bruceton's antics)
Absolute Dead Meat
- Harry Bradshaw- Black Card (For inappropriate behavior)
- Horrid Henry- Black Card (He's Horrid. Need to go on further?)
- Bruceton- Black Card (For constantly harassing Angry Boss and for swearing)
- Yuuki Ogata- Black Card (For stupidity and his inability to make sense)