The Narrators in All Star Smashers all have one role: Announce the playable characters on the roster. Their voices can also be heard in the Battle Intros and Outros to Classic Safari mode, and the Final Boss battle against Barney the Dinosaur.
- Eric (Go!Animate)
- Jack Mayhew (Exotix 7)
- Dr. Donkey Kong (Robotic Rants)
- Mitt Romney (White Houserz)
- Chase Matthew (Cactus & Hedgehog Productions)