This one's not my best work but I still enjoy the bits with TJ.
Smash Jarin: Last time, on Mega Character Elimination: All Star Smashers edition…
The screen begins to show clips from the last episode.
Smash Jarin: The teams got to work doing some heavy construction. The battle was to build the best hotel. Eventually some shenanigans involving Thin Air got in and destroyed Team Red’s hotel- leaving them with a pile of bricks and a slice of humble pie. Who will go? Who will stay? How did two near-fatal injuries happen in only the second episode? Find out in this episode of Mega Character Elimination: All Star Smashers edition!
The opening theme plays.
After that, Team Red’s at the elimination camp once more.
Smash Jarin: Hello again Team Red! As you know, you lost again last episode. Let’s just hope this streak doesn’t continue! Heheh…
Team Red grumbles. TJ coughs blood.
Smash Jarin: And of course, I’d like to give my sincere apologies to TJ and Oscar. But remember that you signed a contract and we hold no liability for your injury.
Smash Jarin: Any affected mental state is not our responsibility. Anyways, all but one of you have zero votes- and that one is Thin Air! Have fun in the cage.
A crane picks up Thin Air and pulls him away. Finn, Tim, Amanda and Yuuki are seen playing Monopoly when Thin Air falls onto their board, breaking it.
Yuuki: What was that?
The scene changes to Smash Jarin standing in front of both teams.
Smash Jarin: Alright folks. Your third challenge is to write, perform and film a commercial!
Angry Boss: For what?
Smash Jarin: The commercial can be for anything you please! Additionally, you’ll get a studio and a set to film on. Team Purple, for winning last round, you’ll get an actor you can use!
Edward: Ooh! Who is he?
Smash Jarin: Here he comes now!
An armless figure bursts through a wall very suddenly and loudly.
Goosy: IT’S GOOSY!!
Pete: Who’s he?
Smash Jarin: The best we could do. Alright teams, get moving!
Everyone runs into the studio, including Goosy.
Brad: Alright, what product are we advertising?
Lee: How about a DVD?
Sonny: That’s a great idea! We could include clips of the movie in some parts so we can reduce the need for filming.
Billy: We still need to film some commercial, so we’re going to need a green screen of some sort.
Lee: We’ll need Goosy, a green screen and a Mickey hat…
The screen switches over to Team Red.
Brodi: So what product are we doing?
Bruceton: How about my Bruceto-headphones? They’re the best brand out there!
Elouise: Having the guy who made the product on the commercial would be good, let’s go with that!
Everyone in Team Red agrees. Matthew whispers to Bruceton.
Matthew: You’re not actually intending to do this, are you?
Bruceton: Not at all. What we’re gonna do is…
Bruceton’s whispering becomes inaudible as he explains his plans. The episode cuts to Team Purple filming their commercial.
Goosy: Do you like DISNEY?? AND WATCHING DISNEY MOVIES? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE ULTIMATE DISNEY DVD COLLECTION!
Explosions effect plays as the logo rushes forward.
Goosy: The ultimate set for ANY DISNEY FAN, THE ULTIMATE DISNEY DVD COLLECTION CONTAINS ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE FILMS FROM THE DISNEY ANIMATED CANON AND HOME ON THE RANGE! YOU CAN ORDER NOW FOR 79.99? SEEM LIKE A LOT? WELL YOU CAN SHUT YOUR WHINY MOUTHS! WE’VE MADE THESE FILMS FOR EIGHTY YEARS AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL!
Lee: Cut! That was good. Maybe you should scream less though.
Hilary: And calling the viewers whiners.
The shot then cuts to Team Purple filming their commercial.
Elouise: Are your earbuds not good enough? Those broken headphones gettin you down? Well look no further than Bruceto-Headphones.
Brodi: Bruceto-Headphones give the highest sound quality there is to offer! Feel like you’re in the action as you get audio that gives higher-quality than the human brain can function!
Dan Gough: And now a testimonial from the creator Bruceton… hey, where is he?
Bruceton, Matthew, and Talking Joe sneak behind a curtain as Angry Boss is filming a testimonial.
Bruceton: Alright, TJ my man- ready to go out there and do your stuff?
Talking Joe: Peepis
Bruceton: Remember- cough as much blood as possible. Go get em, homeboy!
Bruceton pushes TJ onto the set.
Angry Boss: This is truly a high-quality DVD product. I am a real customer and was definitely not paid to say these- hey, what?
Blood splats on Angry Boss’s face. Bruceton and Matthew start to giggle.
Angry Boss: Hey, hey! Stop! Get off- wa- huh??
Matthew and Bruceton start laughing a little louder as the Boss’s anger increases.
Angry Boss: JOE! YOU IMBECILE, YOU’RE NOT EVEN ON THIS TEAM!
AB is screaming with enough force to make Goosy cringe.
Angry Boss: DO YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER YOURSELF?? ARE YOU THAT MUCH OF A COMPLETE MORON THAT YOU CAN’T EVE-
Matthew and Bruceton are in hysterics. AB turns around and realizes what’s going on.
Angry Boss: BRUCETON!
Fire rages in AB’s eyes before it engulfs his entire body. He immediately flings a fireball at Bruceton and Matthew. They dodge and it hits the curtain, lighting it ablaze.
Lee: Watch out!
Goosy: Oh no! The fire’s about to reach my gasoline jug collection!
The fire hits the jugs and starts to spread everywhere. Team Red starts to see what’s happening.
Tabatha: Fire! Get out! Quick, everyone, get out!
Both teams and Goosy start running out of the studio. Everyone’s about to make it when Oscar trips.
Hilary: Oh for Pete’s sake!
Hilary grabs Oscar and carries him out the door. Everyone runs a considerable distance before they stop to watch the building fall.
Tabatha: Good lord.
Pete: We sure are going to get one heck of a lawsuit.
Harry: I did nothing!
Smash Jarin walks over angrily.
Smash Jarin: Shameful. Shameful, shameful, shameful! Sabotage, destruction, selfishness… I gotta say this challenge was a disaster.
Everyone looks down despite having nearly no role in what happened. Bruceton is proud.
Smash Jarin: Although both of your commercials are smoldering piles of ash, I’m handing the victory over to Team Purple since AB burned down the building. Remember, the people you can vote for are:
Smash Jarin: I’ll see all of you at the elimination ceremony tomorrow.
Jarin stomps off.
Billy: I can’t believe we’re up for elimination when Bruceton was the one who provoked it!
Bruceton: Tough for you! Your team will be losing a member regardless.
Bruceton walks off laughing.
Brodi: That was terrible.
Goosy: Meh. I’ve seen worse.
Smash Jarin: Also, you’re not getting a paycheck for this one Goosy!
Goosy falls on his knees and screams “NOOOOO!”
Smash Jarin: And that concludes Episode Three! Who’s going to win the spring mansion? And who’s going to the Penalty Cage? Will TJ and Oscar ever recover from their brain injuries? Find out on the next episode of Mega Character Elimination: All Star Smashers edition!