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'Bout time I finished this one. Now we've reached the same amount of episodes as Frog's version.

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Caillou and Otto Hill are talking to each other.

Caillou: Wow, I can’t believe I’ve made it this far! I really expected to be voted out almost immediately due to the whole grounded thing. What do you think, Otto?

Otto Hill: *Sarcastically, he doesn't really care* I guess you’ve redeemed yourself or something.

Bruce comes into shot very quickly, interrupting their conversation.

Bruce: ELIMINATION TIME EVERYONE CAILLOU IS DEAD WITH TWO VOTES OMG OMG OMG!!!

The crane comes and picks up Caillou and flings him into the penalty box. He lands very loudly.

Caillou: But I did nothing wrong!

SMK: I DIDN'T F**KING DO ANYTHING F**KING WRONG EITHER!!!

Yuuki: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!

Bruceton, Finn, Tim and Matthew look angry.

Bruceton: I was almost sure the Boss would be eliminated!

Bruce: Guess that plan was faulty because one of our only viewers created him! And you provoked him into destroying the building too! You four are idiots.

Matthew tries to hit Bruce. But Bruceton, Tim and Finn hold him back.

Bruceton: He created me too! And he shouldn't even count! He and the Boss are on the same team!

Bruce: I don't make up the rules, even though I actually do and I don't know why I just lied to you! But still, you four are idiots anyway for ruining the previous challenge.

Matthew slaps Bruce. Bruce slaps him back.

The opening theme plays.

Bruce: Okay everyone, I’ve found a challenge in which you can’t possibly cause any disasters like you have the last three episodes. 

MimeFan: Wait, the first one wasn't a disaster.

Bruce: Don't interrupt me!!!

MimeFan: Alright already.

Bruce: Anyway, today's challenge is simple: You guys are having a water balloon fight!

Billy: We’re going to rock this challenge!

Billy offers a high-five to someone else on his team. Nobody accepts at first, but eventually, he gets high-fived by Lee.

Bruce: The team to lose all of their members first loses.

Horrid Henry: That's not fair! They have one more member than us!

Bruce: One more interruption, and the next interrupter is getting a spanking! Now then, the battleground will be inside Harry's Isanders' hotel. You can get your water balloons from one of the many baskets scattered around the buildings. The balloons will be represented by your team colour. The red balloons are Harry's Islanders' balloons, and the purple balloons are The Wildlife Harmers' balloons. Now, everyone go inside the hotel and get ready!

Everyone goes into the nearby hotel.

Bruce: You all get a five-minute head-start. Go!

Everyone runs off.

Billy: Hey guys, I have an idea.

Rachael: *Monotone* What is it, Billy?

Billy: How about the 4 of us stick together to beat the other team?

Rachael: *Monotone* Hm...this idea seems very efficient.

Sonny: Sounds like a plan.

Emily: Yaaaaaay! I wanna play with the water baloons! Teehee! ^w^

The four Slavens run to a basket and start grabbing balloons. Everyone is running around, preparing, and getting as many balloons as they can count.

A timelapse of the five-minute timer going down plays. It reaches zero.

Bruce: Time’s up! The battle begins!

Everyone still in the lobby starts throwing balloons at each other. Talking Joe immediately throws up some more blood and falls onto the floor again.

TJ: Myerps.

Weiss notices his unconcious body.

Weiss: I suppose I'll have to eliminate him immediately. The poor dolt is too injured to compete in this challenge anyway.

Weiss hits TJ with a water balloon. It has no effect, as TJ remains unconcious.

Bruce: Immediate elimination! Talking Joe's out!

42 CONTESTANTS LEFT

No one else is really hitting each other, until GG, Maxwell and Fred back up by a staircase. Suddenly, four balloons hits him on their heads and the shot pans up to Sonny and Rachael at the top of the staircase.

Sonny: Alright, we got four of them!

Rachael: *Monotone* Good...

Henry: OHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bruce: Grandpa Gorilla, Horrid Henry, Fred Flintstone and Maxwell are out!

Grandpa Gorilla screeches as he, Henry, Maxwell and Fred leave the area.

38 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Dincent Dan Gough is walking with Elouise, Moody Margaret, Steve and Brodi along the side of the pool.

Dan: We should try our best to stay low. If our enemies don’t know where we are…

A water balloon hits Brodi.

Brodi: Wha??

Bruce: Brodi’s out!

37 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Brad, Greg and Tabatha are hiding behind a support beam. Brad quietly says “Yes”!

Dan: Behind there!

Dan, Margaret, Steve and Elouise throw balloons at the support beams. Brad, Greg and Tabatha run as the four continuously throw balloons. They keep hitting the beams but eventually Elouise hits Tabatha.

Tabatha: Ow!

Bruce: Tabatha's out!

36 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Brad and Greg dart from the scene.

Elouise: That was my last balloon. 

Steve: Mine too.

Margaret: Let’s go stock up then!

Dan: Agreed.

They all go to a nearby basket and get more balloons. Meanwhile, Lee and Professor Poopypants are wandering the halls.

Lee: Where is everybody?

Professor Poopypants: We must stop this dillydallying and search for the other team members, my boy!

Lee: Hold on, I think I hear something.

Lee hears snores coming from a hotel room. He and Pofessor Poopypants go in to find Captain Underpants sleeping.

Lee: Poor guy.

Professor Poopypants throws a balloon at Captain Underpants. It has no effect on him, and he continues sleeping.

Lee: Why would you do that?!

Professor Poopypants: He's my arch-nemesis! And plus, he's on the opposing team, you fool! Now let's look for the other members!

Poopypants leaves, and Lee reluctantly follows him.

Bruce: Captain Underpants is out!

35 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Dan, Steve, Margaret and Elouise wander through a kitchen. They’re all whispering.

Steve: We can plan in this quiet kitchen…

Elouise: Yeah, it sure is a good thing no one’s here.

They then hear someone singing.

Margaret: Do you hear that?

Dan: It sounds like someone is singing Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

A lower cabinet behind them opens up to reveal the singer Billy inside. He throws a balloon but misses. Billy quickly rushes out and runs as the two throw water balloons at him. He hides behind a counter and starts to fill up a pot with water in the sink.

Elouise: You can’t hide forever!

Billy pops up.

Billy: Mama-mia, let me go!

Billy hits her with a balloon. Dan, Steve and Margaret runs towards Billy, but Billy throws the pot of water on the floor and the three slip. The upper cabinet door opens to reveal Emily, who hits Dan, Steve and Margaret with 3 balloons.

Billy: Rad! Nice one, little sis!

Emily: *Giggle* I wanna do it again, I wanna do it again! :3

Bruce: Nice one. Dan, Steve, Margaret and Elouise are out!

31 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Bruceton, Finn, Tim and Matthew travel through the lobby.

Bruceton: Hey guys look, it’s Pete, Otto Hill, Action 52 and Hilary.

Matthew: How is Action 52 even allowed to participate? It's a crappy NES game from 1991!

Tim: Watch you language, Matthew! Now, we have to find some way to take them out.

Finn: But Hilary has way better aim than we do.

Bruceton: Don’t worry, I’ve got something. Just follow my lead.

Bruceton ties a rope labeled “Bruceto-Rope” inbetween two support beams.

Bruceton: Ey losers!

Pete, Hilary, Otto and A52 look at Bruceton, Tim, Finn and Matthew and start throwing balloons. Finn, Tim, Bruceton and Matthew dodge them all.

Bruceton: If you want to get us you’ll have to catch us first!

Pete, A52, Otto and Hilary run at Matthew and Bruceton. They trip over the wire, and Finn and Tim hit them with water balloons.

Bruceton: HAH!

Bruce: Pete, Hilary, Otto Hill and Action 52 are out!

27 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Tim: I must say, I didn’t expect you to pull that one off.

Bruceton: I know, I’m a genius!

The four run off to the hotel’s restaurant, only to find Angry Boss wandering around.

Bruceton: Get down!

Bruceton, Tim, Finn and Matthew duck behind some chairs. Angry Boss continues wandering around until he notices and invisible figure slowly making its way towards him followed by the noise of a slow wind howling. It's Thin Air, who's still injured. Angry Boss shrugs and throws a water balloon at Thin Air, which successfully hits it.

Angry Boss: Hm. That was easy.

Bruce: Thin Air's out!

26 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Bruceton: Figures...

Bruceton grabs a water balloon.

Bruceton: Hey Tim, you're a smarty-pants. If I hit that shelf of wine glasses, do you think it will hit him?

Tim: It does look pretty creaky. Give it a shot.

Bruceton hits the shelf with the balloon. It lands on Angry Boss, who yelps in pain. Bruceton hits him with a balloon. ​​​​​​The other 3 are shocked.

Matthew: Woah!

Tim: Good lord!

Finn: You could’ve just hit him without breaking the glasses.

Bruceton: But this was funnier!

Bruce: That was horrifying! Angry Boss is still out though.

25 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Brad and Greg are talking at the bottom of a staircase.

Brad: Wow! I can’t believe we've not been hit yet.

Greg: Yeah, we're real lucky we made it this far.

Oscar falls off of a staircase and onto Brad and Greg. The water balloon Oscar was holding on pops.

Bruce: Brad and Greg are out!

Greg: Oh come on!

Brad: Are you kidding me?

Bruce: The balloon hit you both, time to leave!

Oscar: Pfk… heasdk…

Brad: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING!

23 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Ollie: Come on, Oscar.

Ollie picks up Oscar and starts carrying him over to Lee and Professor Poopypants.

Ollie: Would you two mind hitting us so I can go and take care of him?

Professor Poopypants: No!

Lee: Sure.

Professor Poopypants: WHAT?!

Lee does so, hitting Oscar. Professor Poopypants reluctantly does the same, hitting Ollie.

Bruce: Wow, what a cop-out! Ollie and Oscar are out.

21 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Bruceton, Finn, Tim and Matthew are standing.

Matthew: Let’s just chill out for a bit. I’m sure the rest of the morons will take care of themselves. Who's even left on our team?

Finn: I think just MimeFan, Harry Hill and Lilac.

Matthew: Alright! Tim and Finn, you go look for those three and we'll regroup here!

Tim and Finn leave. Harry B and Otto L are hiding behind a wall.

Harry B: Now’s our chance to take out our greatest enemy! And that other guy.

Otto L: DON'T GO HARMING ME WILDLIFE! 

Otto's yelling startles Bruceton and Matthew. They both come out behind the wall and hit Matthew with a balloon.

Bruceton: You idiots! You’ll pay for this!

Bruceton runs off, following Finn and Tim.

Bruce: Matthew's out!

20 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Bruceton runs over to Finn and Tim, who are flanked by MimeFan, Harry Hill and Sash Lilac.

Bruceton: Alright, people. And...dragon girl. Matthew just got taken out by those 2 idiots, Harry Bradshaw and Otto Layfield! We gotta stick together, cause we haven't got our captain in this game anymore! So we need to figure out a plan to beat these remaining schmuckheads ourselves! Got it?

Lilac: Okay! I don't really like your annoying attitude, but we have to win this challenge! I am not going to give up!

Bruceton: Thank you, Lilac! At least you get it! How about you too?

But before Harry H and MimeFan can respond, the team gets ambushed by Papa Louie, Amanda and Chadtronic, who manage to hit MimeFan, Lilac and Harry H with balloons. but they miss Bruceton, Tim and Finn, who retreat.

Bruceton: *As he's retreating* DAMMIT!

Harry Hill: *Sarcastically to Bruceton* Yeah, keep talking...

Bruce: Harry Hill, MimeFan and Sash Lilac are out!

17 CONTESTANTS LEFT

The Slavens, Harry B and Otto L are seen inside the hotel, watching the action through a window.

Emily: Yaaaaay, they gotted more of them!

Billy: Aw man, we are SO gonna win this! Hahaha!

Otto L: MR. PRESIDENT, TELL ME FACE WHO'S LEFT OR NO PUDDING FOR YOU!

Harry B: Can you chill out and stop shouting for at least 1 hour?! Geez! Anyways, I think just Finn, Bruceton and Tim are left.

Rachael: *Monotone* It seems that there are still 14 members of our team also left in this battle though. This should be a rather easy for us...

Sonny: Let’s gather the other members of Harry's Islanders to take them out.

Bruceton gets out an enormous slingshot labeled “Bruceto-Slingshot”.

Bruceton: There won’t BE any other members of Harry's Islanders! *To Tim & Finn* Watch this, guys!

Bruceton gets eight balloons. He puts two in the slingshot and aims it at a window. It bursts through, and hits Lee and Professor Poopypants.

Lee: What?

Professor Poopypants: CURSES!

He loads another 2 and aims it at a tree, where Edward and Garfield are hiding. It hits them.

Edward: How did they find us?!

Garfield: I hate water balloons!

Bruceton loads three more balloons and aims it by the pool, where Amanda, Chad and Papa Louie are still searching for him, Tim and Finn. He fires and all three get hit.

Chad: What the frick was that?!

Amanda: Are you kidding me?!

Papa Louie: Oh, mama mia!

Bruceton loads the last balloon, and aims it away from the building. It flies a long distance and ricochets off of the Penalty Cage, flying over the hotel roof and hitting Weiss.

Weiss: What? How dare!... The nerve of... Ugh!

Bruce: Impressive! Lee, Professor Poopypants, Edward, Garfield, Amanda, Chadtronic, Papa Louie and Weiss are out!

9 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Harry B, Otto L, Sonny. Billy, Emily and Rachael are wandering by the pool.

Harry B: How did they knock everyone else out?

Rachael: *Monotone* We just have to stay alert.

Otto L: WHERE ARE YOU STUPID-HEAD EVILDOERS! GET OUT HERE OR ELSE I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH ME TOY GUN!

Suddenly, a balloon comes from above and hits Otto L, knocking him into the pool.

Billy: Oh God!

A second balloon comes from above and hits Harry B, also knocking him into the pool.

Billy: OH GOD!

Finally, a third balloon comes from above and hits Billy.

Billy: *Groggily* Oh...God...!

Billy ends up also falling into the pool.

Bruce: Harry B, Otto L and Billy are out!

6 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Emily: Eek! T-Those meanies hurted Billy! W-here are they?

Sonny: Up there!

Sonny, Emily and Rachael look up to see that Bruceton, Tim and Finn had been on a nearby roof. They throw more balloons at the three, as the sisters dodge them all, with Emily unintentionally punching them away out of fear. But suddenly, Sonny trips over a second wire and falls onto the floor. Bruceton then drops a balloon on him, hitting him in the face.

Sonny: Really?

Bruceton: Ha! I didn't even set that one up!

Bruce: Sonny's out!

5 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Emily: *Scared, sniffling* Eek! I-I'm scared, Rachael!

Rachael: *Monotone* Don't worry, Emily. i am still in this challenge. We must pursue these three foolish mortals at once.

Emily: O-Okay...

Rahael and Emily run into the hotel. As they’re running up the staircase, they notices a door that says roof access.

They go up and sees Bruceton, Finn and Tim, who turn around to face them. 

Bruceton: Alright guys, get them!

Rachael: *Monotone, slightly aggresively* I don't think so.

Emily and Rachael once again dodge all the balloons Tim ad Finn throw at them. Eentually, the two run out of balloons.

Finn: Oh no!

Tim: We're out of balloons!

Rachael: *Monotone* Lovely...

Rachael throws two balloons at Tim and Finn, and hits them both successfully,knocking both of them off the roof.

Bruce: Tim and Finn are out!

3 CONTESTANTS LEFT

Bruceton then dashes out of the roof through the roof access door. Rachael and Emily follow him. Eventually, they corner him in the dining room.

Rachael: *Monotone* You fool. Now you are bound to lose.

Rachael throws a balloon at Bruceton, which hits him in the face.

Bruce: Bruceton's...

Suddenly, Rachael is hit in the back of the head by another Buceton, who also has balloons. It's the real Bruceton.

Bruce: ...out?

Emily: Eek! R-Rachael?

Bruceton: Haha! You fell for it! You didn't hit me, little miss scary-pamts! You hit my stunt double, Mike! *To the viewers* Yes, I have a stunt double.

Rachael: *Monotone, but also very pissed off because her hair is now wet* You...touched...my...hair!

Rachael throws a balloon at the real Bruceton. It hits him, but since she's already been eliminated, it doesn't count.

Bruceton: Ha! You creepy idiot!

Bruce: That one doesn't count! Rachael's out!

2 CONTESTNTS LEFT

Bruceton: Now it looks lke I only got one person left to get rid of!

Emily backs away, scared. She starts crying.

Emily: P-P-Please don't hurty me with the balloon, mister... *Sniffle*

Bruceton:  *Mockingly* Aww,I'm so sowwy, you widdle cwybaby...not! Hahaha!

Bruceton throws a balloon at Emily. But she punches it away again. She then gets out her balloon. She only has one balloon left.

Emily: *Sniffle* Y-You...

Bruceton just smiles and stands still.

Bruceton: *Sarcastically* Oh, I'm so scared of a wimpy little girl!

Emily: ...b-big...

Bruceton: Come on, girly! Give me your best shot!

Emily: ...M-M-MEANIE!

Emily suddenly does a powerful throw aimed directly at Bruceton. His eyes widen.

Bruceton: Wait-

And the balloon hits him with such force, he gets sent through the roof access door, knocking him off the roof and into the pool.

Emily: *Shy giggle* O-Oopsie!

Bruce: Now Bruceton's out! And Harry's Islanders win with just Emily as the sole survivor!

Emily: *Jumping up and down in joy* Yaaaaaaaaaay!! I won, I won, I won!! ^_^

Billy: Nice work, little sis!

Otto L: IS ME FACE STILL ALIVE?!

Harry B: You're still shouting, aren't you?

Otto L: ...Oh.

Bruceton: I am in such incredible pain right now.

Bruce: Remember! The people you can vote for are:

Matthew

Elouise

Oscar

Bruceton

Thin Air

TJ

GG

Ollie

Brodi

Dan Gough

MimeFan

Horrid Henry

Captain Underpants

Steve

Maxwell

Finn

Fred

Moody Margaret

Harry Hill

Tim

Sash Lilac

Bruce: And that concludes another episode! Who’s going to the Penalty Cage? Who gets to see the next challenge? How did we go an entire episode without destroying the building? How strong is Emily? Additionally, how cute is Emily?  Did you kno my first name is a reference to popular British TV show host, Bruce Forsythe? Find out next time on Mega Character Elimination: All Star Smashers edition: The Reboot! 

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