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The first of many...for realzies this time OMG! (Note: The first 4 episodes will share almost the same script as the original series. Also, I made a few edits to the teams)


The camera pans over to some guy in a suit holding a microphone, addressing the viewers.

Man: Hello, everyone. Welcome to Mega Character Elimination: All Star Smashers Edition: The Reboot. I’m your host, Bruce Hostname. As said previously, this is a character elimination show and also a reboot of a previous installment. But since this is an elimination show, we’re going to need a cast. Oh, here come our contestants now!

The cast travels over to Bruce.

Elouise: Hello!

Bruce: Good morning. Now before we begin, I understand there are a few special guests among us who are also participating. Such as the Vice President of Harry's Island, Otto Layfield.


Harry Bradshaw: Otto...can you please shut up?

Otto screams for no reason.

Bruce: Okay okay, stop yelling! Jeez! And also with us are the two younger sisters of Sonny and Billy Slaven, Emily and Rachael Slaven.

Rachael: *Monotone* Hello.

Emily: Hello, everyone! I wanna have lots and lots of fun with all of you! Yaaaaaaaay! Oh, b-but please don't be mean to me and be careful if I try to give any of you a nice big hug.

Bruce: Aww, ain't she cute? And also, we have 2 other special guests, both of whom got here for spcific reasons. The first character was actually apart of an All Star Smashers draft. Please welcome, all the way from Freedom Planet, the dragon girl, Sash Lilac!

Lilac: Hello, everyone!

Bruce: And the other guest actually won a royal rumble with all the Empty Slot combatants to appear in this reboot.Ladies and gentlemen and whatever else, please welcome the W in Team RWBY, Weiss Shnee!

Weiss: Good morning, everyone. My name is Weiss Schnee. I am the former heiress of the Schnee family. And before you set our teams Mr. Hostname, I would just like to let you all know that the Schnee Dust Company is not responsible for any injuries or damages sustained while operating a Schnee Dust Company product. Although not mandatory, the Schnee Family highly encourages their customers to read and familiarize themselves with this easy-to-follow guide to Dust application and practice in the field.

Bruce: Uh...okay then?

Edward: Can I have a pamphlet so I can remember this?

Weiss: *Sigh* Very well.

Weiss gives him a pamphlet.

Bruce: Anyway, now for the teams. Each of you will be put into one of two teams.

Steve: Will we be able to pick?

Bruce: No. But I will tell you who the leaders are. Matthew Whitehead will be the leader of the first team, consisting of himself, Elouise, Oscar, Bruceton, Thin Air, Talking Joe, Grandpa Gorilla, Ollie, Brodi, Dan Gough, Yuuki, MimeFan, Horrid Henry, Captain Underpants, Steve, Maxwell, Finn, Fred, Moody Margaret, Harry Hill, Tim, SMK and Lilac. You guys are on Team Red.

Bruceton: No! I have to be on the Boss’s team!

Angry Boss: Thank god, I’m free!

Talking Joe: Question.

Bruce: What is it, TJ?

TJ: Air.

Bruce: Yeah? What about it?

TJ: Invisible?

Bruce: Yeah, we get it. Thin Air's invisible. So what?

TJ: Count?

Bruce: TJ, are you asking if Thin Air even counts as a contestant, since it's only air?

TJ: Yes.

TJ gets slapped by an invisible Thin Air.

Bruce: Alright, now for the other team. Harry Bradshaw will be the team captain. And his partners will be Sonny, Brad, Caillou, Lee, Angry Boss, Hilary, Pete, Edward, Billy, Tabatha, Greg, Amanda, Garfield, Otto Hill, Action 52, Chadtronic, Papa Louie, Professor Poopypants, Emily, Rachael, Otto Layfield and Weiss. And you’re gonna all be on…

Edward: Team Blue?

Bruce: Team Purple!

Billy and Sonny high-five and Emily cheers happily. Bruceton is disappointed.

Harry B: Can't we just name the teams ourselves?

Bruce: Are you just going to name your own team and take my job!?

Harry B: *Thinks for a bit* Yeah.

Bruce: Ugh! Fine!

Harry B: Okay guys, since I'm the team captain, I'll pick the team. I'd like to have our team be called Harry's Islanders!

The other members of the team murmur in agreement.

Bruce: Okay, that's Harry's team settled. How about your team, Matthew?

Matthew: Well as the team leader, I request that our name be The Wildlife Harmers.

Bruceton SMK, Yuuki and Horrid Henry agree with the name. The others hate the name, ESPECIALLY Elouise.

Matthew: Oh shut up! I'm the captain of this team, so we're going with The Wildlife Harmers!

Bruce: Alright, Wildlife Harmers it is. Now everyone go join your respective teams.

Everyone goes into their respective teams. A few members of each team have conversations.

Brodi: Hey, you! Weren't you the host the first time we did this before it got cancelled? (Yeah! Screw you, 4th Wall!)

MimeFan: Yeah, but they said I had to take part this time because I AM part of the roster.

Pete: Alright, Little Brad?

Brad: Yeah, I'm alright, Pete. By the way, are you disappointed that you're not teaming with Finn?

Pete: I don’t mind, Little Brad. Little Finn killed me once.

Brad: ...Wait, what?!

Pete: Yes. He struck lightning on me back in 2013 and killed me. But after some pathogen experiments, Mr. Dan Gough finally found the cells to bring me back to life.

Brad looks freaked out by all this.

Bruce: Alright. Your first challenge is a race to the finish! You must travel up this wet, muddy hill and then run down to the finish line. First team to get all of their members across wins.

Lee: Doesn’t Pete get an advantage with his enormous bus?

Greg: You do realise Pete's on our team, right? So even if he has an advantage, the rest of us have one too.

Bruce:: Shoosh you two! Everyone head to the starting line.

At the starting line, all of the contestants stand in a row. Matthew notices the handles on the back of Pete’s bus.

Matthew: An easy way across!

Matthew grabs on.

Bruce: Three, two, one, go!

Everyone starts running at various speeds. Ten seconds later, Yuuki starts to walk very slowly.

A shot of all of the contestants running up the muddy hill is shown.

Billy: See ya at the finish line, bro!

Sonny: Same for you, Billy.

Rachael: *Monotone* Good luck.

Emily: Teehee! This is fun! Wheeeeeeeee!

The shot changes over to Hilary and Brodi.

Hilary: I am not going to be defeated by a little girl!

Brodi: Ha! Think again, dummy!

The shot then switches over to Caillou, running right behind Grandpa Gorilla. It shows his inner thoughts.

Professor Poopypants: Impossible! This stupid primate’s ahead of us! 

Otto Hill: Now if only we could distract him…

Caillou sees a rock and immediately throws it at GG. He screeches loudly.

Caillou: Woops!

Otto Hill: Agh, you fool!

Grandpa Gorilla runs over to the 3 villains and start chasing them. They run up the hill and see Matthew hanging on to Pete’s bus.

Pete: Oh dear, what seems to be making this bus so slow?

Professor Poopypants: Let us in, let us in, LET US IN!

Caillou, Otto and Professor P bust through the bus’s back doors, bringing Matthew and GG with him.

Pete stops at the hill. All of the other contestants pass by him.

Pete: *Jokingly angry* You’re all getting out of my special bus NOW!

Grandpa Gorilla smacks Pete and knocks him over. His head lands on the pedal, sending the bus flying forward.

The scene goes back to Hilary and Brodi racing.

Hilary: You’re out of your mind if you think- WOAH!

Hilary falls over and starts sliding on his stomach. Brodi hops on and uses him as a board.

Brodi: WOOHOO! Not so high and mighty now, are ya?! Wait, what’s that sound?

The bus immediately comes over and drives over them. Hilary grabs onto the back, sending them flying along with it. Brodi screams.

Edward, Chadtronic, Weiss, Greg and Garfield noticee they’re behind everybody.

Weiss: We have to do something! We're behind everybody!

Garfield: I hate losing!

Edward: That’s alright- I brought a secret weapon!

Edward grabs a bike out of nowhere and he and the others start cycling down. They start to go way faster than intended and are unable to steer.


They start going towards the bus and fly through the backdoors. Edward's bike hits the windshield and partially cracks it.

Matthew: Could this get any worse?

The bus hits Lee, Brad, Papa Louie, Angry Boss, Maxwell, Steve, Fred, Ollie, Tim, Finn and SMK. They’re flung on the top of the bus and cling on for dear life.


Caillou: Yeah.

Elouise, Oscar, MimeFan, Bruceton, Henry, Margaret, Captain Underpants, Harry Hill, Lilac, Dan and TJ are all running down the hill together.

Lilac: This isn't good! Everyone else has passed us!

MimeFan: Does anyone have any bright ideas?

TJ: Raft.

A raft appears

Dan: Great idea, Thomas! We could use this raft to slide down, seeing that the others are catching up.

Everyone gets in the raft and starts sliding down. Before they can get far, the bus hits them and they’re stuck to the windshield.

Margaret: Yow! The bike tire hit my teeth!

Elouise: We’ve got worse problems than that! We’re going to crash!

The bus starts swerving around, hitting other people. Amanda, Harry B, Otto L, Action 52 and Tabatha are all hit by the bus and are holding onto various parts. The bus passes by the Slavens.

Billy: Guys, look! Everyone is on Pete’s bus!

Rachael: *Monotone* We should get out of the way to avoid contact.

Sonny: Yeah, I don't wanna get run over.

Billy: What are you two, chickens? Grab on, bakas!

Sonny and Rachael are slightly annoyed by Billy's comment. Billy grabs onto one of the car doors and start hollering.

Emily: *Giggle* I wanna play too!

Emily joins him and grabs onto the other car door, but accidetally rips the door off its hinges with her impressive strength.

Emily: Eep! S-Sorry...

Sonny: Guess we have no other choice, sis.

Rachael: Ugh...

Sonny and Rachael join the others by clinging on to the back doors of the bus as the bus crashes down.

Lee: I guess everyone’s on now.

The bus hits Thin Air.

Weiss: Now everyone is.

The bus is about to cross the finish line. Everyone screams as they are about to crash into a rock.

Bruceton: OH *BLEEP*!!!

The bus hits the rock, flinging everyone off of it and destroying the bus.

Pete: Augh, my bus!

Margaret: Augh, my spine!


Garfield: So does that count as a tie? Everyone got here at once.

Bruce: Not everyone!

Yuuki finally crosses the finish line.

Yuuki: Ey guys! Me just won race! Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!

The Wildlife Harmers groan as Harry's Islanders cheer.

Bruce: And The Wildlife Harmers are up for elimination!

Matthew: We’re definitely voting him off.

Bruce: Nope! Not how this works!

Matthew: What?? But I'm the captain of this team!!!

Bruce: Yeah, but you don't vote. The audience votes! Yes, you heard that right- you, the viewer, have the responsibility to vote! Whoever gets the most votes is kicked off the show. Remember, the characters up for elimination are:




Thin Air









Captain Underpants






Harry Hill




Bruce: Who’ll go home? We’ll just see in the next episode of Mega Character Elimination: All Star Smashers Edition: The Reboot!