And now part 2! Let's all build a hotel! (This one was changed quite a bit over Frog's version)
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Bruce: Last time, on Mega Character Elimination: All Star Smashers Edition: The Reboot…
The screen begins to show clips from the last episode.
Bruce: The competition began and it was a race to the finish for survival in the game. A rather large tangle started with Pete’s bus and it began to look like a tie- but Yuuki Ogata came just a bit short...actually, scratch that. He caame up VERY short. Who will fall and who will survive another day in the challenge? Find out this episode on Mega Character Elimination: All Star Smashers Edition: The Reboot!
After that, Bruce is at the elimination camp with The Wildlife Harmers.
Bruce: Hello Wildlife Harmers! As you know, last episode you lost the race. However, I am happy to say that all of you are safe with zero votes!
The Wildlife Harmers cheer.
Bruce: Except Yuuki! He got two. You’re out!
Bruceton: Ha-ha!
Yuuki: WHAT??? Nonononono! Me was supposed to win! Im crying rite nao! None of you respect my opinion! You is all blocked! You…
A crane picks up Yuuki and carries him away as he babbles.
MimeFan: I ain’t surprised.
Dan Gough: Mr. Hostname, may I ask where do those cranes take the contestants anyway?
Bruce: We took inspiration from another elimination show…
Suddenly Yuuki lands on the ground in a dark room.
Yuuki: Where is me?
Mysterious Voice: Welcome to the penalty cage!
Yuuki screams in Young Link's voice, being frightened by the voice.
Bruce: And with that, you’re all one step closer to the palace in the springs. Congratulations!
The Wildlife Harmers cheer.
Bruce: And for our next challenge, we- oh, hold on, Harry' Islanders are still asleep.
Bruce gets out a megaphone and directs it towards a purple-colored cabin.
Bruce: RISE AND SHINE, TIME TO GET OUT OF BED!
Harry's Islanders come out of the cabin, groggy and tired.
Emily: Owie...my head feels funny.
Garfield: Could you have NOT yelled through a megaphone to wake us up? It feels like it's Monday Morning! And I hate Mondays!
Bruce: You're welcome! Alright guys, your second challenge is to build a hotel!
The cast stands silently.
Lee: A hotel?
Weiss: What are you, brain dead? You expect us to build a hotel with no experience or blueprints?
Bruce: Who needs those? You’ve got your materials over there, start building!
The cast scrambles to their pile of materials.
Angry Boss: How the heck are we going to build a hotel with no knowledge on doing so?! I do not like this challenge! Because of that, it sucks!
Amanda: I don’t know, just start doing something not now...but NOW!!!!!
Pete: At least my bus wouldn’t help in this challenge.
The shot zooms out. Everyone is carrying around bricks, tools and various objects.
Caillou: Everyone stop!
Harry's Islanders stop.
Pete: What is it, Little Caillou?
Caillou: We need some sort of planning! I’m a huge fan of construction, I can lead!
Chadtronic: *Laughs* Is this kid for real? Are you serious right now?
Billy: Dude, you’re just a kid…
Sonny: And a whiny one at that!
Emily giggles at Sonny's comment.
Weiss: Aren't you a little young to be leading this task?
Professor Poopypants: I say we listen to him!
Garfield: Are you serious?
Hilary: Can't believe I'm saying this, but Poopypants is right.
Brad: Really?
Hilary: Yeah. We need creativity to win and this kid's the most imaginative out of the bunch.
Edward: What about Otto Hill? He's imaginitive. *To Otto Hill, who's standing next to him* Didn't you make a hamster village once or somethng?
Otto H: Yes, but Plastination was entirely different to what we're doing right now. You see, It gave the effect of taxidermy while keeping the animal very much alive.
Edward: Oh...
Rachael: *Monotone* Ugh… do we have to follow the orders of a mere toddler?
Otto L: YASSSS!!! That is...if ya want to be WINNING!!!
Rachael: *Monotone* Fine...whatever.
Greg: I say we let Harry decide, since he's the captain of this team.
Papa Louie: I agree-a with-a Greg. *To Harry* What-a do you-a think-a, Harry? Should-a we-a let-a Caillou lead-a this-a task-a?
Harry: To be honest, I really don't care, so yeah sure, let him lead.
Professor Poopypants: Then it's settled.
Billy: Make it so! (Randomly quoting Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise for no reason lol)
It then fades to Caillou and the rest of Harry's Islanders huddled around a sketch. The shot pans over to The Wildlife Harmers, who are just now lying down bricks.
Bruceton: HAH! They’re still planning! And they’re listening to a child at that! *Walks off laughing*
Steve: We could use some planning.
Moody Margaret: Bah! We don’t need it! The challenge is to see who can build their hotel the fastest.
Harry Hill: I thought it was to build the best one.
Fred: Wait, was it? This host really fails to explain what’s going on.
The shot then cuts to Matthew talking to Brodi as they work.
Matthew: So, how does an alliance sound?
Brodi: An alliance? We’re only on the second episode and you’re already trying to form alliances?
TJ: *Points at Matthew* Antagonist.
GG screeches in approval. The episode cuts to Matthew standing alone in front of the camera.
Matthew: Argh! No one wants to form an alliance with me! I guess I’ll have to find another way to get through…
Cameraman: This show doesn’t have confessionals.
Matthew: Oh.
The episode then cuts back to Harry's Islanders doing much better than before. Everything’s more organized, and the hotel is much better looking. Hilary, Emily and Action 52 (Who's morphed into the Cheetahman BTW) are carrying some bricks.
Caillou: Remember! Make sure there’s enough support for the roof! And we have to make everything fancy to pander to Bruce Hostname! Got it?
Emily: Yep-yep! :3
Hilary: On it!
Cheetahman: Don't worry! We will build for you!
The episode switches over to The Wildlife Harmers briefly. Everyone looks angry and panicking.
MimeFan: Their hotel is coming out faster! We’re not working quickly enough, we gotta get ahead!
Matthew: Or we could just destroy theirs.
Maxwell: (Since he doesn't talk, he just holds up signs that read what he "says" like Neopolitan in RWBY Chibi) That’s a terrible thing to do.
Matthew: Thin Air! Can you blow down the other hotel?
Cricket chirps play.
Matthew: What do you mean you can’t? Go out there and do it!
Thin Air refuses and stays where it is.
Matthew: Argh! Hostname, can I have Thin Air removed from my team for refusing to listen to the order by the team captain?
Bruce: No. You're stuck with Thin Air forever...unless one of you gets eliminated, of course.
Horrid Henry: Do you seriously expect wind to be able to knock down bricks anyway, you worm?
Matthew: Quiet you! I guess I'll have to do it myself!
- Matthew runs off-screen towards the other team*
Emily: *Voice* Eek!
The sound of punches is heard, and Matthew returns, looking bruised and beaten.
Matthew: That blonde girl punched me in the face!
Oscar: Our only option now is to try our best!
A montage plays of the two teams building their hotels, and doing things such as using tools, hauling objects, and working together.
Eventually a timelapse plays of them building from start to finish, and they’re done. Harry's Islanders' hotel looks pretty fancy, it’s wide with two stories, white and gold paint, and a swimming pool. The Wildlife Harmers' looks pretty good too, just a bit more shabby and unkept. It then zooms in on Captain Underpants, TJ and Oscar discussing.
Oscar: I don’t get the point of having Thin Air here either, chubby. I mean, it’s air. What’s the point?
Captain Underpants: Well fellas, Harry's Islanders does have Action 52 on their team, so both of our teams do have a certain oddball as a member.
TJ: Cheetahman.
Captain Underpants: Oh yes, it CAN turn into a Cheetahman. Thin Air can't turn into anything.
Thin Air passes by Oscar, TJ and Captain Underpants, and slaps all 3 of them.
Super Minecraft Kid then approaches them and he looks very angry.
SMK: THIS IS F**KING BULLS**T!!! WE'RE LOSING THE F**KING CHALLENGE!!! AND IT'S ALL YOU N***GERS' FAULT!!!
TJ: No.
Oscar: Don't blame us, chubby.
Captain Underpants: Exactly! You've not even done anything to help, bub.
Cricket chirps play.
Oscar: See? Even Thin Air agrees that you're lazy, chubby.
SMK gets so angry, he screams with such force, he knocks the four of them away. They crash into their own hotel with such force that the hotel collapses, leaving a pile of rubble.
Lilac: Michael! Look what you’ve done!
Elouise: Now we’re going to lose for sure because of you!
SMK: SHUT THE F**K UP YOU ALL!!! I DON'T F**KING CARE ABOUT THIS F**KING SS**T SHOW ANYWAY!!!
Harry's Islanders look overjoyed.
Ollie: There’s no competition thanks to SMK! Now we know who’s going to win for sure!
Tabatha: Quiet, everyone! Bruce is coming!
Bruce: Hello everyone! I’m here to review your hotels. With Harry's Islanders, we have...
The shot changes to what Bruce is talking about whenever he mentions it.
Bruce: A dining room, a Grade-A kitchen, a swimming pool, free-wifi, a 3D television, a nice stereo to listen to music to, always-available room service, free parking and valet, and bouquets of flowers all around. Pretty impressive!
Caillou: Not bad for four years old, eh?
Brad: I guess we underestimated you, kid.
Bruce: And for The Widlife Harmers, we have...a pile of rubble. Also, I think Thin Air’s dead...how's that possible?
Oscar is nearly crushed by the bricks.
Oscar: I think I'm dead too, chubby...ow.
Bruce: Very obviously, Harry's Islanders win! And The Wildlife Harmers are up for elimination once more! Remember, the people you can vote for are
Matthew
Elouise
Oscar
Bruceton
Thin Air
TJ
GG
Ollie
Brodi
Dan Gough
MimeFan
Horrid Henry
Captain Underpants
Steve
Maxwell
Finn
Fred
Moody Margaret
Tim
SMK
Lilac
The Wildlife Harmers groan. Talking Joe throws up a brick.
Garfield: And to think if it weren’t for Caillou of all people, we wouldn’t have been here!
Emily: *Jumping up and down in joy* Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! Our hotel looks so pretty and cute!
Bruce: It sure does! Additionally, as a prize, you guys now own this hotel!
Otto L: WHATWHATWHAT WE OWN OUR HOTEL NAO ARE YOU CEREAL?!?!
Bruce: Yes I am! And all of the profits it makes will be split equally among you!
Harry's islanders cheer and and they all run into the hotel.
Billy: I call dibs on the stereo and Wifi!
The Wildlife Harmers groan.
Oscar throws up two bricks and Captain Underpants throws up 3 bricks.
Bruce: Who will be going home? Who will last another day? Shouldn’t we be giving Captain Underpants, Oscar and TJ extreme medical attention right now? Is Thn Air even injured? Who was that mysterious voice? Is Yuuki Ogata still alive? Do the people watching this show even care about me? Is Professor Poopypants happy that his arch nemesis may be seriously injured?
Professor Poopypants: *Briefly steps out of the hotel* Yes! *Quickly goes back in*
Bruce: Oh. Well as for the other answers, we’ll just see on the next episode of Mega Character Elimination: All Star Smashers Edition: The Reboot!
The shot fades to black, but then fades into Matthew, Bruceton, Finn and Tim speaking.
Finn: This is ridiculous! Our team’s going to be losing numbers now.
Bruceton: And on top of that, we don't even have a kick-ass hotel like the other team! This sucks, guys!
Tim: MATTHEW!!! You're the team captain, think of something!
Matthew: Okay first of all, you don't have to yell my name when you're standing right in front of me, Tim. And secondly, it's simple. We need to stick together. What do you three say about an alliance?
Tim: An alliance?
Finn: I don't know...
Bruceton: I thought you’d never ask!
The two shake hands.
Tim: Wait, you're really going with this?
Bruceton: Yeah, dude. We're losing members, so we gotta step up and sabotage the other team.
Tim: *Sigh* Alright. I suppose you can count me and Finn in too.
Finn: Yeah, I suppose I'll join up with you. I've got nothing else going on anyway. I don't think I've barely had any screen time in this show yet.
Tim and Finn also shake hands with Matthew.
Bruceton: This is awesome! GoAnimatingly, Angry Boss-trollingly awesome! With the 4 of us working together, we’ll troll all of the members of Harry's Islanders off this show, and we'll win it all! We'll be unstoppable!
Bruceton and Matthew laugh like stereotypical villains while Tim and Finn chuckle lightly as the shot fades out. The episode ends.